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    • 2025
    • Go to any website
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    • No ads and cookie banners
    • Some AI chat assistant named Jill on the bottom right corner
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    I always ask AI Jill if she wants to fuck.

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      The fake chats all seem to use the exact same image too. Apparently this one woman works for dozens of support sites if you were to believe she was real in the first place.

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        Yeah but then they pull the old you need to enter everything to get the delivery costs. I understand they need my address to figure out what shipping would cost. But they also require my name, email and phonenumber before showing the shipment costs. So annoying, it makes comparing prices between shops impossible as some shops have higher prices and free shipping, where others have super low prices, but then fuck you on the shipping.

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        I love using rockauto for buying car parts for this reason. Basically the whole site works like it's 2002, in a good way. Enter site. Click the items you need, with easily searchable indexes. Get multiple different brands and choices of same part. Go to checkout. Enter email and zip code you used last time. Enter CC info. Done.

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          It's not though. They're always the cheapest even before shipping.

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          Depends if it's sold by Amazon who stuffed 90000 units in their own warehouse or if it's just sold through amazon by the same vendor. I've seen all three prices on the same item all still on amazon.

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            Depends if it's sold by Amazon who stuffed 90000 units in their own warehouse or if it's just sold through amazon by the same vendor. I've seen all three prices on the same item all still on amazon.

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            Oh yeah you definitely can find price variations but I can't recall ever finding a better price not on Amazon except maybe getting electronic components off eBay. Those were always a gamble if they'd ever arrive or not though.

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              I often decide I don’t actually need what I was about to purchase when I run into this, and I close out the browser tab and move on.

              …I guess in some weird way, the poor experience benefits me!

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              I can hear it now. My kid's generation is gonna be giving each other shit like "wait, you bought this off a website? Like a millennial?"

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                2025
                Got to Online Store
                Type "toilet paper" in search bar.
                Instead of simply saying, "Sorry, we have no toilet paper" they expect you to scroll through 50,000 variations of "toilet seats", "toilets", "toilet brushes", "paper", "paper toilets", "paper brushes" only to finally discover there are no entries for "toilet paper", etc. and discover for yourself that they have no toilet paper.

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                  Rose tinted glasses. Shopping online in 2005 was absolutely not as simple as 3 clicks.

                  you missed the part about broken links, pages that wouldnt load because of some random HTML error, oh, and the payment itself either getting rejected or otherwise not working for a long time.

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                    The fake chats all seem to use the exact same image too. Apparently this one woman works for dozens of support sites if you were to believe she was real in the first place.

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                    Likely because those sites are built by the same provider.

                    I work for a car dealership and all of the other dealerships of the same brand in our region use the same family of providers, We -used- to have the faces of real employees pop up on the chat thing until they got too busy to handle it

                    now its the same stock photo of a person who likely doesnt even exist

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                      Don't toss your monitor, you will need to go to the online store in order to get a new one

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                      yeah cause you cant get one at your local best buy anymore, but someone will certainly harrass you into trying to buy a smart TV

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                        Open browser

                        Browser demands updates

                        All extensions update simultaneously. Each opens its own tab to proudly announce bug fixes for bugs you never noticed.

                        Close ten tabs you didn’t open

                        Miss one. It autoplays a video ad.

                        Type in search bar. Autocomplete offers suggestions that are 5 years old, NSFW, or both.

                        Search for a product. Top results: Ads. Sidebar: Ads. Bottom: Ads. An actual organic result is wedged between an ad and a newsletter signup modal.

                        Click real-looking result. Redirected to a shady dropshipper site.

                        Back button doesn't work. It reloads the same scam page five times. You lose the original tab somewhere in a pile of redirects.

                        Click Amazon link. It’s a new seller with the business name “USB_Cable_Amazon_Partner_Official.” 13,000 reviews. All 5 stars.

                        Try to read reviews. Most are for the wrong product. Many are AI-generated gibberish. The rest complain about shipping.

                        Add to cart. You are not logged in.

                        Log in.

                        CAPTCHA challenge: Pick all the traffic lights. Traffic lights are 1 pixel wide. One is technically a lamppost. Verification failed.

                        2 factor authentication push. By the time you get the authenticator open, the session expired. Start over.

                        Try to close browser. Are you sure you want to close 37 tabs?”

                        Yes. It crashes.

                        Reopens all 37 tabs next launch.

                        Give up and use your phone

                        4 popups, fingerprint required, and every link jumps when the page loads because of delayed ad banners.

                        App store ad appears for the site you’re already on

                        Clicking "x" opens the ad anyway.

                        You close the phone browser

                        Go outside

                        Get a push notification: “You left items in your cart.”

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                        I'm sorry, I can't read this.

                        Can someone put it in greentext?

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                          Rose tinted glasses. Shopping online in 2005 was absolutely not as simple as 3 clicks.

                          you missed the part about broken links, pages that wouldnt load because of some random HTML error, oh, and the payment itself either getting rejected or otherwise not working for a long time.

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                          Not to mention the popup ads...

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                            Not to mention the popup ads...

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                            The internet in the 2000s was like a WW1 Trenchline. Noise and graphic content everywhere and one wrong move could cost you life or limb.

                            I dont exactly remember when it started getting "safer" because I think the same time the internet was getting safer to browse, a lot of Millenial and Zillenial kids were getting smarter and otherwise learning how to not get malware and worms on their PC

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                              The fake chats all seem to use the exact same image too. Apparently this one woman works for dozens of support sites if you were to believe she was real in the first place.

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                              c/overemployed

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                                I'll enshrine this post it encapsulates something that I always struggled to put into words.

                                And, the sites end up eating battery.

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                                  I came here to say this. Often times the pop ups are so bad that I just leave the site. Its almost never worth it

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                                  Sites so slow they actually crush the browser and overheats the phone. Reddit does that, the imgur site is cursed by performance issue and it's always loading something. Sometimes I think they're loading malicious code to mine crypto with my computational respurces for how bad it gets.

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                                    Buying things online in 2005 was certainly better. Ebay was a wild place. You'd get in bidding wars going a dollar at a time. Sometimes you'd walk away with a pretty great deal. Not like now how you'll go to a garage sale and some dude wants retail for his 4 year golf clubs. That's in large part due to fb marketplace. It's straight ruined garage sale finds

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                                      Sites so slow they actually crush the browser and overheats the phone. Reddit does that, the imgur site is cursed by performance issue and it's always loading something. Sometimes I think they're loading malicious code to mine crypto with my computational respurces for how bad it gets.

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                                      we have redlib tho

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                                        we have redlib tho

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                                        Old reddit too

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                                          Buying things online in 2005 was certainly better. Ebay was a wild place. You'd get in bidding wars going a dollar at a time. Sometimes you'd walk away with a pretty great deal. Not like now how you'll go to a garage sale and some dude wants retail for his 4 year golf clubs. That's in large part due to fb marketplace. It's straight ruined garage sale finds

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                                          Sorry, what exactly about Facebook marketplace? Too low prices, or too high? Or do you just mean the fact that theres no bidding on there? Haven't been on there in a while so not sure what the correlation is.

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