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  • early_to_risa@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]
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    Is that an android from dragon Ball?

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      > Talking to a woman
      > I like her
      > Share with her my favorite song
      > She saves it to her playlist

      I wonder if it's still there.

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        violently happy. the production is so so good

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        I just had a look at the music video.

        I think you just need to accept that you have a terrible taste in music.

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          I just had a look at the music video.

          I think you just need to accept that you have a terrible taste in music.

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          fuck you

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            fuck you

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            I've never heard music before with so little rhythm.

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              I've never heard music before with so little rhythm.

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              dont think youve heard the music then

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                everytime ive shown a girlfriend björk not only did they not like her, they HATED her with a passion

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                  I once had a GF who not only didn't like Evil Dead, but she couldn't understand why I loved it, no matter how many arguments I delivered. She didn't have to agree with me, of course, but her refusal to even acknowledge my point of view was a real no-go. And the movie was just one example. What can I say? Overall, the relationship didn't last long.

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                    Is that an android from dragon Ball?

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                    Looks like android 17

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                      While OP is obviously made up, and definitively loves others of the same gender, that is not a bad metric for compatibility.

                      If it's your favorite song, ever. Something that just brings you great joy, and the prospective partner isn't at least able to jam with it, the chances of being on the same wavelength about other things get smaller.

                      I don't really have a favorite song because how the fuck am I going to pick just one. But let's pretend that I managed to and it was Master of Puppets (which would be on the final list no matter how that list got decided). If my lady can't at least smile and throw the horns in solidarity, how the fuck we gonna handle that big a gap in tastes? Not saying it has to be her favorite too, but there's gotta be at least a friendly neutrality or it means our tastes in music are radically different.

                      If tastes in music are far apart, chances are that other things like movies, tv, books, are almost guaranteed to be similarly apart. That wipes out big chunks of conversation and leisure time. And, how the fuck you gonna handle road trips? Stuck in a car with music you can't at least tap a foot along with isn't gonna be fun. It's going to be stressful as fuck after an hour or so. Trust me on that one, I've been stuck in a vehicle for work purposes for long trips without realizing exactly how horrible the people I was with were. And I'm one of those people that doesn't entirely reject any actual genre. Even the stuff I avoid, it isn't because of the genre, it's tangential stuff.

                      But after two hours of shitty contemporary christian bullshit I was ready to strangle someone.

                      Imagine that, but you hate Taylor Swift, and the date you're with is a swifty. Or, imagine your poor date just can't tolerate death metal, and you're blasting some Behemoth. The fuck? You're doomed. And that's what long term relationships bring: hours in the same place frequently. You gotta be able to find common ground.

                      So, anon up there making the right choice for the wrong reasons, what with the fictional nature of their same sex lifestyle

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                      Damn, you wrote a whole dissertation on this topic.

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                        Calling a woman "female". I have this suspicion anon is going to be a permavirgin.

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                        Feeeeeeeeemale

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                          everytime ive shown a girlfriend björk not only did they not like her, they HATED her with a passion

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                          I like Björk, but I also can see (hear?) why people might not like her music.

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                            Calling a woman "female". I have this suspicion anon is going to be a permavirgin.

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                            Makes you wonder if it was a human female.

                            Well, goes for anon too I guess.

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                              I like Björk, but I also can see (hear?) why people might not like her music.

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                              me too. but i just dont understand how i keep dating girls who have genuine passionate hatred for her. not even just disliking the music, just pure rage

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                                Calling a woman "female". I have this suspicion anon is going to be a permavirgin.

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                                Could be under 18 girl not woman yet

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                                  While OP is obviously made up, and definitively loves others of the same gender, that is not a bad metric for compatibility.

                                  If it's your favorite song, ever. Something that just brings you great joy, and the prospective partner isn't at least able to jam with it, the chances of being on the same wavelength about other things get smaller.

                                  I don't really have a favorite song because how the fuck am I going to pick just one. But let's pretend that I managed to and it was Master of Puppets (which would be on the final list no matter how that list got decided). If my lady can't at least smile and throw the horns in solidarity, how the fuck we gonna handle that big a gap in tastes? Not saying it has to be her favorite too, but there's gotta be at least a friendly neutrality or it means our tastes in music are radically different.

                                  If tastes in music are far apart, chances are that other things like movies, tv, books, are almost guaranteed to be similarly apart. That wipes out big chunks of conversation and leisure time. And, how the fuck you gonna handle road trips? Stuck in a car with music you can't at least tap a foot along with isn't gonna be fun. It's going to be stressful as fuck after an hour or so. Trust me on that one, I've been stuck in a vehicle for work purposes for long trips without realizing exactly how horrible the people I was with were. And I'm one of those people that doesn't entirely reject any actual genre. Even the stuff I avoid, it isn't because of the genre, it's tangential stuff.

                                  But after two hours of shitty contemporary christian bullshit I was ready to strangle someone.

                                  Imagine that, but you hate Taylor Swift, and the date you're with is a swifty. Or, imagine your poor date just can't tolerate death metal, and you're blasting some Behemoth. The fuck? You're doomed. And that's what long term relationships bring: hours in the same place frequently. You gotta be able to find common ground.

                                  So, anon up there making the right choice for the wrong reasons, what with the fictional nature of their same sex lifestyle

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                                  Music tastes can evolve. When I started dating my boyfriend, our music tastes seemed worlds apart. He's a rap guy, and I'm a rock girl. There wasn't much we could agree on when we put on the radio, yet we're on the same wavelength for pretty much everything else.

                                  But he still came with me to an Eagles/Steely Dan concert, and he said he liked it. Lately he discovered funk music for the first time, which is a genre I grew up listening to. Now we sing and dance together to funk while cooking dinner.

                                  I think the bigger problem isn't having the different tastes, but being closed-minded about trying new things.

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                                    I've never heard music before with so little rhythm.

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                                    First time listening to Violently Happy and idk what you're on about, it's literaly a 4 on the floor beat with occasional intentionally off-beat elements

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                                      Could be under 18 girl not woman yet

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                                      And that would be relevant how exactly? Do women only turn into people once they are 18 and before that it's fine to refer to them in a way usually reserved for livestock?

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                                        violently happy. the production is so so good

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                                        Listening to Björk for the first time because of your comment.

                                        Violently Happy was cool, but Venus as a Boy and Army of One are definitely more my speed (guessjng that's a normie ass take).

                                        It's not for everyone but I feel like the only people who "hate this with a passion" only ever listen to the top 40 charts and NOTHING ELSE, which is really hard to do if you have Spotify tbh

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                                          And that would be relevant how exactly? Do women only turn into people once they are 18 and before that it's fine to refer to them in a way usually reserved for livestock?

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                                          You don't call a child a woman... werido

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