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  • F [email protected]

    Do you really use Teams? If you do, you should not be able to say that

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    #68

    I used it briefly when it first came out; otherwise no, my employers have used Slack.

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    • F [email protected]

      I actually like the flexibility, but Teams is installed in a work profile that I created. This way I can turn it off when the work day is over. Very useful!

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      You know you can have that flexibility with a work phone, right? Without them monitoring, and controlling your device?

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      • R [email protected]

        Saying the Mac implementation is bad when 99% of the apps ported from iOS to Windows are an unoptimized clunky mess is hypocritical as fuck.

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        How am I responsible for iOS to Windows ports?

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        • K [email protected]

          Food, shelter, water psychological needs? I mean everything is a psychological need by those terms

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          (I think they're exaggerating to emphasise how bad other things are for comedic effect.)

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          • N [email protected]

            Confluence is implied as being part of the lower parts of the pyramid yeah?

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            God, confluence is so fukcing dogshit.

            I wish it wasn't. Ideally having a central knowledge base for your project with all sorts of features sounds amazing.

            Then you get confluence, where loading a si gle page somehow takes 7 seconds, and your documentation is split among dozens of pages each if which take equally as long or longer to load.

            Folders take like 3-4 seconds to unfold and reveal what documents are inside.

            It's such a piece of shit

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            • R [email protected]

              Still works for me, are you sure?

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              Yes.

              It works for some of my colleagues & doesn't work for some others. You can also find bug reports in Microsofts trackers - they just don't care.

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              • P [email protected]

                You know you can have that flexibility with a work phone, right? Without them monitoring, and controlling your device?

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                How are they monitoring and controlling my device when they don't have MDM access to it? Again, I created the work profile myself. All my company IT could have access to are the Microsoft apps I've installed in the work profile which is separated & turned off when I don't need it.

                If I have a second phone, I need to keep it charged, remember to take it with me, and to turn it off after work. With everything integrated into my private phone it's much easier for me.

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                  How am I responsible for iOS to Windows ports?

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                  You're not responsible for anything. I'm just saying if you only require that Windows makes its apps compatible with iOS and smooth, you should require the same from Apple with regards to Windows. It's a two-way street.

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                  • dumbass@quokk.auD [email protected]

                    next time my job asks me to install teams on my phone, I'm gonna hand them a list of rental costs for access to my phone/internet and to cover any security related issues.

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                    What is the issue if you have it all under your work account and your IT team uses something like Meraki? Im also not at all worried about my work being malicious on my phone, it's not a huge corporation. But I don't see much issue there.

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                    • B [email protected]

                      I've never understood the hatred for Teams. I don't particularly like Slack, and Teams (from my limited experience using it) doesn't seem that much worse.

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                      #77

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                      • 9 [email protected]

                        the emojis would be fine, if they used standard naming schemes like everyone else does...but for some ungodly reason they don't adhere to standard nomenclature, so good fuckin luck finding the one you're looking for!

                        also: WHY is the shortcut for emojis a fucking parenthesis??? why isn't it a colon like in damn near every other app???

                        this is the worst thing about teams:

                        it forces you to re-learn chat app standards that have been in place for well over a decade, and it does so for abso-fucking-lutely no good reason!

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                        and it does so for abso-fucking-lutely no good reason!

                        Vendor lock-in. The next generation will demand teams because they cannot get used to other shortcuts.

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                        • T [email protected]

                          I would prefer Jira over ServiceNow, my previous job had jira and it ran smooth, ServiceNow is just a clunky mess

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                          I was a vocal hater of Jira till I switched to a company that rolled their own ticketing system. Now I love Jira.

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                          • K [email protected]

                            Jira is the worst project manager software, except for all the others - Churchill

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                            Having used quite a few others: hard disagree

                            Several companies I've worked at had bespoke internal systems that were less general but extremely efficient to use.

                            It kills me to think some bean counters probably gutted them and gave the money to Atlassian

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                            • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                              No consultancy can ever make Jira fast. It’s incredible that it takes several seconds just to open a motherfucking goddamn issue.

                              I swear all their SQL is select * from *;

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                              As a person who has designed several enterprise data models, I would like to personally congratulate the entire middle school class that belched up Atlassian's

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                              • W [email protected]

                                What's a good alternative to Jira?

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                                Once I worked at a place that had its own in-house project management software. It actually worked rather well. Part of the problem is that every company has its own process and Jira and the like try to accommodate all of them and it ends up being a jumbled mess that doesn't fit anyone's actual process. It's like trying to fit a tesseract-shaped peg into a round hole. But companies don't like to spend money on developing their own software so that's what we end up with.

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                                • F [email protected]

                                  GitHub tickets are fine.

                                  Jira is complicated because PMs want it to do everything. It can, but there's no good reason for it.

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                                  BugZilla works for lots of usecases also

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                                    God, confluence is so fukcing dogshit.

                                    I wish it wasn't. Ideally having a central knowledge base for your project with all sorts of features sounds amazing.

                                    Then you get confluence, where loading a si gle page somehow takes 7 seconds, and your documentation is split among dozens of pages each if which take equally as long or longer to load.

                                    Folders take like 3-4 seconds to unfold and reveal what documents are inside.

                                    It's such a piece of shit

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                                    Remember open source wikis? Twiki?

                                    They were much better. More functional, faster, intuitive.

                                    Corporates got rid of those and Atlassian got rich

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                                    • C [email protected]

                                      I was a vocal hater of Jira till I switched to a company that rolled their own ticketing system. Now I love Jira.

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                                      I had the opposite experience.
                                      Some in house devs are extremely talented and have (middle) management support.

                                      (Upper management fires those groups and uses the savings to buy Atlassian)

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                                      • C [email protected]

                                        Teams is trash, I have to use it with certain clients, slack for everything else. Literally everything it does is like a wish.com fail version of slack. Like if you ordered slack on temu.

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                                        Worse than Slack...

                                        Now that is saying something

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                                          Fuck. Monday is tomorrow. I go back to this shit, and pretending to care about my job...

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