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  • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

    He froze the back of his head off from those cool southeasterly winds

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    Comrade, this was a sunny day in Texas.

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    • internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

      My favorite conspiracy is that no one killed JFK. His head just did that.

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      This is why it's important to listen to the eyewitnesses. Their perspective might not be perfect, but it's authentic.

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        Comrade, this was a sunny day in Texas.

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        *smiles in russian*
        Is that what your intelligence agencies told you?

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          Are we sure it wasn't a pre-existing condition?

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          • thetechnician27@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            The "secret messages" part cleanly gives it away.

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            not necessarily schizophrenia, but likely another psychotic disorder. possibly delusional disorder if no other symptoms are met. schizophrenia has several criteria that must be met beyond delusions

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            • nebulaone@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

              Early signs of dementia or paranoid schizophrenia, maybe.

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              cant dx schizophrenia without more info. all we can identify is a few reported symptoms from a third party. the secret messages are called Loose Associations and that with the persistence of belief in the face of evidence to the contrary indicates a delusional belief, but those can occur in several psychotic disorders. for schizophrenia we'd at least need to confirm two out of three of bizarre motor activity, disorganized speech, and preferably some negative (withdrawing) symptoms like flat affect, avolition, etc

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              • internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                My favorite conspiracy is that no one killed JFK. His head just did that.

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                Of course, the idea that the President’s head can just explode for no reason in view of the public, and by implication, so can anyone else’s at any time, is far more existentially terrifying than any assassination plot, so, to avert mass panic and social collapse, the FBI hurriedly framed some local weirdo, and then killed him before anyone could flag that he probably had nothing to do with it, which is the only reason why everyone’s life savings still had any value afterwards.

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                • early_to_risa@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]
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                  This is what happens when old men don't take up model railroading.

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                    Are we sure it wasn't a pre-existing condition?

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                    What hyper tension does to a mf'er

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                      Tootsie liar. Was that the whole setup for this joke /story???

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                        Tootsie liar. Was that the whole setup for this joke /story???

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                        You might want to read a book

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                          Tootsie liar. Was that the whole setup for this joke /story???

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                          The Rwanda genocide was the Hutu "people" genociding the Tutsi "people".

                          I say "people", because both of those demographics are almost entirely artificial and were created by the ruling class in the late 19th century based mostly on the criterium of "Do you own cattle?", and then exploited and the split enlarged first by german colonizers and then by the belgians. The belgians then made it official by printing it on their mandatory ID cards.

                          And of course, both the Germans and the Belgians preferred the wealthy, cattle-owning tutsi minority over the poorer hutu majority. And when the white colonizers left, the hutu's decided to grab some power back... with genocide.

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                            The satistical chances of every single atom in your body just randomly dispersing and you vanishing is not 0. Just a very, very small percentage.

                            The statistical chances of only a spot on your body doing that is near infinitely more likely than the first scenario tho.

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                            The statistical chance using our current models and understanding.

                            We have never observed such a large amount of atoms dispersing through quantum effects simultaneously. There may be some process we are unaware of preventing this.

                            Which is to say, there is a non-zero chance the chance of this scenario is exactly zero.

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                            • internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                              My favorite conspiracy is that no one killed JFK. His head just did that.

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                              He moonlighted as a drummer for Spinal Tap.

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                                This is what happens when old men don't take up model railroading.

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                                They take up mental railroading instead?

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                                  I indeed have read somewhere a long time ago (i think back in Usenet days) the conspiracy theory that JFK INDEED was not killed but this whole thing was just a stunt to push his political agenda further and let him retire in peace (you know, like Elvis did).

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                                  Too bad both of them had to be called out of retirement to fight mummies.

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                                    Welcome to mental illness. Many people are perfectly functional, yet still deeply sick.

                                    I had an uncle like this. He definitely held it together okay-ish (though that's up for debate) for most of his life. But the conspiracy bullshit was a consist sign that he was not well.

                                    And then when his wife passed, he also lost his ability to be functional, so the sickness took over entirely, eventually even took over his body. Nobody could help, not even his children.

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                                      The Rwanda genocide was the Hutu "people" genociding the Tutsi "people".

                                      I say "people", because both of those demographics are almost entirely artificial and were created by the ruling class in the late 19th century based mostly on the criterium of "Do you own cattle?", and then exploited and the split enlarged first by german colonizers and then by the belgians. The belgians then made it official by printing it on their mandatory ID cards.

                                      And of course, both the Germans and the Belgians preferred the wealthy, cattle-owning tutsi minority over the poorer hutu majority. And when the white colonizers left, the hutu's decided to grab some power back... with genocide.

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                                      Just another reminder that there is no war but class war. The rich and powerful will try to split us by whatever arbitrary division they can, but the differences we have between each other are nothing compared to the differences between all of us and the ultra rich.

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                                        cant dx schizophrenia without more info. all we can identify is a few reported symptoms from a third party. the secret messages are called Loose Associations and that with the persistence of belief in the face of evidence to the contrary indicates a delusional belief, but those can occur in several psychotic disorders. for schizophrenia we'd at least need to confirm two out of three of bizarre motor activity, disorganized speech, and preferably some negative (withdrawing) symptoms like flat affect, avolition, etc

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                                        Thought schizophrenia also needed an audio or visual hallucinatory component?

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                                        • early_to_risa@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]
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                                          Most sane Arsenal supporter.

                                          https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cj45z1yq2nzo

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