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    "...it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization"

    ~ not Gaius Petronius Arbiter

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    • early_to_risa@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]
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      Your free trial of Solitare has expired.

      Any attempt to renew your subscription will result in a permanent ban from your system.

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        I’m so happy my early alpha forever Minecraft Mojang account I tried to log into a couple weeks ago is DELETED ENTIRELY because I didn’t tie it into a Microsoft bullshit account before an arbitrary point THANK YOU MICROSOFT I WILL DEFINITELY INSTALL WINDOWS 11 EVER

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        • rem26_art@fedia.ioR [email protected]

          strategy is look like you're doing stuff so investors get excited and your stock goes up. Then close a bunch of studios and layoff a bunch of people so it looks like you're "maximizing efficiency" so investors get excited and your stock goes up

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          Somewhere along the way we built a system that doesn't actually require you to do or make anything. And that's been absolutely horrible.

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            Somewhere along the way we built a system that doesn't actually require you to do or make anything. And that's been absolutely horrible.

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            It was purposeful. The people in charge of capital are known to not produce anything, and that infects ever person down the line. Until of course you get to the actual producer, who gets paid the least while doing literally all the work.

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              No more online competitive minesweeper for you!

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                I don't know anything about financial markets, but Microsoft seems like the tech equivalent of Lehman Bros

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                Not really. If Microsoft dies, the economy does not really care. It is just another tech company. Lehman brothers thing was affecting the financial system of the world more or less.

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                  What a lovely coincidence.

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                  • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

                    Strategy of capitalism. You have to shoot for short term hail-marry profits at the expense of, well, every thing else.

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                    “Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell”

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                    • early_to_risa@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]
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                      It’s called “number go up”. Every quarter, all the time, until the heat death of the universe. Extremely sustainable

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                        It was purposeful. The people in charge of capital are known to not produce anything, and that infects ever person down the line. Until of course you get to the actual producer, who gets paid the least while doing literally all the work.

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                        It is inherited wealth. Business acumen is not hereditary. Without a meritocratic social structure, exploitation is the only way the incompetent maintain hegemony. Like 47 could have stayed on Epstein island fucking kids his entire life after putting all of his inheritance in US government bonds and would have far more wealth now than in real life.

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                          I’m so happy my early alpha forever Minecraft Mojang account I tried to log into a couple weeks ago is DELETED ENTIRELY because I didn’t tie it into a Microsoft bullshit account before an arbitrary point THANK YOU MICROSOFT I WILL DEFINITELY INSTALL WINDOWS 11 EVER

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                          Same, I had that exact Mojang account and I no longer have it

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                            Make shareholders happy.

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                            • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                              every week, MS announces record profits, cuts devs by the thousands.

                              Call of Duty is doing gangbusters? Fire a bunch.

                              Ho-lee-sheeeeeit that remastered hot garbage Oblivion rejiggering is selling like HOTCAKES! Aw yiss, fire a shitload of them.

                              Maintain dominance, fire some people.

                              Oh fuck, let's spend a shitfuckton on AI! That's always profitable! And fire some devs.

                              Oh shit it's a day that ends in -Y? FIRE 'EM UP.

                              Fuck fuck fuck fuck we fired too many people, hire a third of linked-in.

                              Then fire most of 'em.

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                              Welcome to hyper capitalism, where the valuations are made up and long term sustainability doesn’t matter

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                                Same, I had that exact Mojang account and I no longer have it

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                                It's funny because the legacy Minecraft accounts could be migrated to mojang accounts from the time they made that option available to the time Microsoft killed migrating altogether.

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                                  Welcome to hyper capitalism, where the valuations are made up and long term sustainability doesn’t matter

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                                  I fear for all those studios after the husk has been entirely cored out and all that remains is the IP.

                                  Because that's what we're seeing.

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                                  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                    every week, MS announces record profits, cuts devs by the thousands.

                                    Call of Duty is doing gangbusters? Fire a bunch.

                                    Ho-lee-sheeeeeit that remastered hot garbage Oblivion rejiggering is selling like HOTCAKES! Aw yiss, fire a shitload of them.

                                    Maintain dominance, fire some people.

                                    Oh fuck, let's spend a shitfuckton on AI! That's always profitable! And fire some devs.

                                    Oh shit it's a day that ends in -Y? FIRE 'EM UP.

                                    Fuck fuck fuck fuck we fired too many people, hire a third of linked-in.

                                    Then fire most of 'em.

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                                    Hiring a third of linkedin would cause even Saudi oil to go bankrupt.

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                                      Hiring a third of linkedin would cause even Saudi oil to go bankrupt.

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                                      don't worry, their stock offerings - like all the cuts - won't vest and will all return to the mothership.

                                      now fire this thread

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                                        It’s called “number go up”. Every quarter, all the time, until the heat death of the universe. Extremely sustainable

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                                        That's a good book! Fascinating that the author was hoping to write about the rise and fall of Tether, but it never quite fell, so he ended up with the climax being SBF's downfall

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                                          I think it is an actual business tactic. I thi k they're buying up good devs so they won't be bought up by other companies who might use them to make bank.

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