Couldn't have said it better

[argumentativemonotheist@lemmy.world]

My wife is about 1 cm taller than me but she's just physically tiny, like "I can grab her by the torso with one hand" small. I'm always surprised at how delicate she seems and how one of my bones is two of hers... and these people have a whole Alien violently coming out of them sometimes! ️

[whiskytangofoxtrot@lemmy.world]

That wizard came from the moon.

[monkdervierte@lemmy.zip]

I think i saw once a study that relationships are the most stable if the size difference between the partners is that the shorter one can lay their head in the shoulder of the other for snuggling, meaning about half a head size difference.

[db2@lemmy.world]

What he lacks in stature he more than makes up for in gravitas. By any meaningful measure that man is a giant.

[funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works]

we've woken the hive

[psycho_driver@lemmy.world]

Yeah . . . this is why I don't like missionary position much. My wife is a fit 140lbs. I'm a somewhat fit 220lbs. I want to have sex, not a plank PR while twerking.

[tatterdemalion@programming.dev]

What an odd thing to say.

[morkyporky@suppo.fi]

Your plank PR is 8 seconds?

[jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Hey everyone! I’m looking for a 6ft+half-a-head tall amazon mommy for snuggling. Anyone interested?

[a_very_big_fan@lemmy.world]

Tweets that give you dysphoria

[morphballganon@mtgzone.com]

It's not plank if you're on your elbows