Couldn't have said it better
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Peter Dinklage would like a word...
The angry elf?
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Cows are huge, but when I'm wearing heels I can still fit my shoulder under my husband's armpit for a snuggle and that's awesome.
My wife is 2 inches shorter than I (6') am. When she's feeling girlie, she can snuggle up, but in 4 inch heels her legs go on forever and she towers.
She's got the best of both worlds, and consequently, so do I.
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The angry elf?
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My wife is about 1 cm taller than me but she's just physically tiny, like "I can grab her by the torso with one hand" small. I'm always surprised at how delicate she seems and how one of my bones is two of hers... and these people have a whole Alien violently coming out of them sometimes!
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The angry elf?
That wizard came from the moon.
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Cows are huge, but when I'm wearing heels I can still fit my shoulder under my husband's armpit for a snuggle and that's awesome.
I think i saw once a study that relationships are the most stable if the size difference between the partners is that the shorter one can lay their head in the shoulder of the other for snuggling, meaning about half a head size difference.
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Peter Dinklage would like a word...
What he lacks in stature he more than makes up for in gravitas. By any meaningful measure that man is a giant.
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That wizard came from the moon.
we've woken the hive
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Yeah . . . this is why I don't like missionary position much. My wife is a fit 140lbs. I'm a somewhat fit 220lbs. I want to have sex, not a plank PR while twerking.
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What an odd thing to say.
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Yeah . . . this is why I don't like missionary position much. My wife is a fit 140lbs. I'm a somewhat fit 220lbs. I want to have sex, not a plank PR while twerking.
Your plank PR is 8 seconds?
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I think i saw once a study that relationships are the most stable if the size difference between the partners is that the shorter one can lay their head in the shoulder of the other for snuggling, meaning about half a head size difference.
Hey everyone! I’m looking for a 6ft+half-a-head tall amazon mommy for snuggling. Anyone interested?
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Tweets that give you dysphoria
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Yeah . . . this is why I don't like missionary position much. My wife is a fit 140lbs. I'm a somewhat fit 220lbs. I want to have sex, not a plank PR while twerking.
It's not plank if you're on your elbows
