Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. 13 skeletons

13 skeletons

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
58 Posts 30 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • T [email protected]

    Is there a requirement that there needs to be 13 skeletons readily available? Also, does it work on fossilized remains?

    C This user is from outside of this forum
    C This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote on last edited by
    #7

    Yes, and, surprisingly enough, also yes.

    1 Reply Last reply
    1
    • E [email protected]

      Wish, but for emulating other spells. Literally anything I want, of 8th level or lower, as if it was already prepared? So handy.

      spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
      spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote on last edited by
      #8

      "I wish for an army of skeletons!"

      "Granted! Your army of 13 skeletons stands up from the battlefield..."

      E skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ 3 Replies Last reply
      3
      • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        "I wish for an army of skeletons!"

        "Granted! Your army of 13 skeletons stands up from the battlefield..."

        E This user is from outside of this forum
        E This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote on last edited by
        #9

        Ah, that's the risky use of Wish though. It comes with a chance of losing the spell forever.

        heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          As a DM, my answer would be yes because it says animate not will into existence and yes because fossilized skeletons would look awesome.

          M This user is from outside of this forum
          M This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote on last edited by
          #10

          And also because Animate Dead, the spell the blurb in the meme is from, reads:

          Choose a pile of bones or a corpse of a Medium or Small humanoid within range. Your spell imbues the target with a foul mimicry of life, raising it as an undead creature. The target becomes a skeleton if you chose bones or a zombie if you chose a corpse (the DM has the creature's game statistics).

          N 1 Reply Last reply
          3
          • M [email protected]

            And also because Animate Dead, the spell the blurb in the meme is from, reads:

            Choose a pile of bones or a corpse of a Medium or Small humanoid within range. Your spell imbues the target with a foul mimicry of life, raising it as an undead creature. The target becomes a skeleton if you chose bones or a zombie if you chose a corpse (the DM has the creature's game statistics).

            N This user is from outside of this forum
            N This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote on last edited by
            #11

            Interestingly, as written the pile of bones can be any pile of bones, since the Humanoid restriction parses to only being applied to the corpse section, confirmed in the Sage Advice Compendium for 5e (the wording of the spell has not been substantially changed in 5.5 for that part, only changing what the group does when you don't issue a command. Though I don't think that's included in 5.5's SAC so far). So if you have enough, like, chicken bones to arrange into the size for the skeleton statblock, that RAW works.

            F 1 Reply Last reply
            2
            • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              "I wish for an army of skeletons!"

              "Granted! Your army of 13 skeletons stands up from the battlefield..."

              skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS This user is from outside of this forum
              skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote on last edited by
              #12

              This is why I instead opt to carry scrolls of damn near every spell 8th level or lower.

              It's a little bootleg compared to a real Wish, but in average circumstances I can give Batman a run for his money on being prepared for literally any eventuality.

              E 1 Reply Last reply
              2
              • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

                F This user is from outside of this forum
                F This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                #13

                Wait. Doesn't that mean If you slot it in a lvl 9 slot you will animate

                9 + ( 2 additional per level slot over 4 = 10 ) = 19 skeletons?

                Edit: Never mind. It's 1 skeleton and 12 extra for being level 9. I assumed every level would also increase the number of skellies raised. My bad

                1 Reply Last reply
                1
                • N [email protected]

                  Interestingly, as written the pile of bones can be any pile of bones, since the Humanoid restriction parses to only being applied to the corpse section, confirmed in the Sage Advice Compendium for 5e (the wording of the spell has not been substantially changed in 5.5 for that part, only changing what the group does when you don't issue a command. Though I don't think that's included in 5.5's SAC so far). So if you have enough, like, chicken bones to arrange into the size for the skeleton statblock, that RAW works.

                  F This user is from outside of this forum
                  F This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #14

                  If I was DM'ing, I might let you reanimate a pile of chicken bones, but you get a chicken skeleton with a chicken stat block.

                  spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS 1 Reply Last reply
                  3
                  • T [email protected]

                    Is there a requirement that there needs to be 13 skeletons readily available? Also, does it work on fossilized remains?

                    N This user is from outside of this forum
                    N This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #15

                    Always bring a cart full of bones with you everywhere you go. You will certainly not regret having a cart full of bones.

                    N 1 Reply Last reply
                    9
                    • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                      Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

                      trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                      trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #16

                      Best part of skeletons? They don't get a share of party loot when the encounter is over, they just go back to dirtnap.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      28
                      • K [email protected]

                        I never regret fireball.

                        trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                        trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #17

                        Never? Your Wizard wearing two Rings of Fire Resistance?

                        K bytejunk@lemmy.worldB 2 Replies Last reply
                        15
                        • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          As a DM, my answer would be yes because it says animate not will into existence and yes because fossilized skeletons would look awesome.

                          trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                          trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #18

                          +1 to AC because grave dirt is now rocks. I like it.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          2
                          • F [email protected]

                            If I was DM'ing, I might let you reanimate a pile of chicken bones, but you get a chicken skeleton with a chicken stat block.

                            spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                            spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #19

                            If I animate a wolf skeleton does it get a wolf statblock?

                            A version that can animate up to specific sizes and CRs when cast at a high enough level would be pretty neat.

                            zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ F 2 Replies Last reply
                            1
                            • trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                              Never? Your Wizard wearing two Rings of Fire Resistance?

                              K This user is from outside of this forum
                              K This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #20

                              the only hit point that matters is the last one.

                              trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT 1 Reply Last reply
                              12
                              • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                If I animate a wolf skeleton does it get a wolf statblock?

                                A version that can animate up to specific sizes and CRs when cast at a high enough level would be pretty neat.

                                zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ This user is from outside of this forum
                                zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #21

                                You get a wolf-sized humanoid skeleton

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  "I wish for an army of skeletons!"

                                  "Granted! Your army of 13 skeletons stands up from the battlefield..."

                                  zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ This user is from outside of this forum
                                  zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #22

                                  Wish can consequence-free emulate any level 8 or lower spell. So you could get 11 worry-free skeletons, or risk never casting wish again if you need 13.

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  3
                                  • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    If I animate a wolf skeleton does it get a wolf statblock?

                                    A version that can animate up to specific sizes and CRs when cast at a high enough level would be pretty neat.

                                    F This user is from outside of this forum
                                    F This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #23

                                    I'd say sure. It's not like the wolf statblock is crazy different from regular skeleton stats; it wouldn't be game breaking or anything.

                                    RAW on Animated Dead doesn't strictly limit the size of the creature when it's a pile of bones, but I think keeping it to small/medium creatures is reasonable.

                                    spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS 1 Reply Last reply
                                    1
                                    • F [email protected]

                                      I'd say sure. It's not like the wolf statblock is crazy different from regular skeleton stats; it wouldn't be game breaking or anything.

                                      RAW on Animated Dead doesn't strictly limit the size of the creature when it's a pile of bones, but I think keeping it to small/medium creatures is reasonable.

                                      spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                                      spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #24

                                      D&D 5e does, not sure about other editions or other game systems off the top of my head.

                                      Choose a pile of bones or a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range.

                                      F 1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        D&D 5e does, not sure about other editions or other game systems off the top of my head.

                                        Choose a pile of bones or a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range.

                                        F This user is from outside of this forum
                                        F This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #25

                                        Well, that depends on how you group the statements.

                                        Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid) within range.

                                        OR

                                        Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse) of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range.

                                        Though I suppose also:

                                        Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range).

                                        Which would mean the bones version has unlimited range.

                                        Yes, I am a programmer, why do you ask?

                                        spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS 1 Reply Last reply
                                        2
                                        • F [email protected]

                                          Well, that depends on how you group the statements.

                                          Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid) within range.

                                          OR

                                          Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse) of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range.

                                          Though I suppose also:

                                          Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range).

                                          Which would mean the bones version has unlimited range.

                                          Yes, I am a programmer, why do you ask?

                                          spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                                          spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                                          #26

                                          Technically if the bones were all laid out flat they wouldn't count as a pile!

                                          No reanimated a corpse from a grave without pulling the bones out and arranging them first.

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups