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    Don't feel too bad, I once had a ticket come across my desk for HIPPO violations. It took half the day to figure out what they were talking about.

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      This culture war nonsense has ruined us. In a humane world a person should be embarrassed and shamed for saying something like 'what if I don't feel comfortable with their lifestyle' - in ANY situation, not to mention a medical one. How about just some basic human decency? What about live and let live? Ideas that we'd all want for ourselves but somehow some of us find it so difficult to afford to others.

      And before anyone comes at me with some 'paradox of tolerance' nonsense - no, in the tolerant world I dream of, there is no room for the intolerant. We cannot tolerate the intolerant if we want to live in a tolerant world.

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      Nah, the paradox of tolerance is exactly about not tolerating the intolerant. The solution is not tolerating the intolerant. It's just called a paradox because to stupid people it sounds contradictory, just like how appropriate self-defense can include offense: Just because someone's throwing punches does not magically make them bad if they didn't start the fight.

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      • G [email protected]

        Don't feel too bad, I once had a ticket come across my desk for HIPPO violations. It took half the day to figure out what they were talking about.

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        Oh nooo, was the hippo OK?

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        • x4740n@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

          The absolute gall they have to call it a "lifestyle" like people choose to live that way one day

          It's not a fucking lifestyle, LGBTQ+ people just are and they exist

          They don't choose to suddenly be that way one day, they have been that way their entire life and discover that about themselves

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          I've even seen it flipped around by the people who invented the term in the first place. "They call it a lifestyle, but that's a euphemism for gross behavior". Well, not those exact words. "Euphemism" has too many syllables for their education level.

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          • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

            I never will understand how somebody gets into any facet of medicine (e.g. nurse, doctor, pharmacist) and find it okay to deny anybody healthcare solely based on how the person lives. Like dude, there are better ways to make money and be a bigot at the same time. Insurance CEO comes to mind. Cannon fodder as well.

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            On a similar vein, I don't understand doctors who are young earth creationists. Your whole job is understanding biology.

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              Moo deng noooooooo!

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                On the one hand you're 1000% right but man it must've sucked so much ass being a nurse during COVID, I probably would've been close to snapping 24/7.

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                May I tell you the story of my wife, a doctor, who send us to her parents in lockdown, worked her ass of in full protection a couple of hundred kilometers south, seeing our two little kids only at the weekends, if there were absolutely no symptoms and she didn’t have a shift the day before, for month? When she didn’t not have to work, she sat alone in our flat contemplating on the newly dead people who where to young to die.

                Wearing a fucking mask was not the part that sucked during lockdown.

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                • dasus@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                  Same answer to both; cowardly traditionalist afraid to speak their minds.

                  From traditional/conservative families which value the status of being a doctor, not the "helping patients" part. Prejudiced.

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                  This.

                  There are so, so many doctors who ended up in the profession merely for the prestige.

                  Doctors aren't smarter than everyone else, they just had the resources to be able to study for more years.

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                  • M [email protected]

                    No this is literally it though. They think being gay is a choice because they’re repressed, and constantly feel tempted. They assume everyone feels that, and only gay people give in.

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                    Oh, I'm well aware. Not once have I ever been tempted to tickle a pickle that wasn't my own. I've never struggled with homosexual thoughts. If I had I can almost promise I'd be face down in a whole pile of dicks right now.

                    I was quoting, as accurately as I could, a dipshit I know. I haven't seen him since high school, right after I left the church, but this always stuck with me. I knew that pastor as well. That guy talked all the time about how Satan was going to make everyone gay and how he was tempted so he understood what the youth was going through. I remember being 14 and wondering when I'd get secret gay thoughts because of this dude. Apparently I was so steeped in sin that Satan didn't feel the need to make me want to gobble cocks as well.

                    It's a damn shame because I think I would have made an excellent gay guy.

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                      i dont know who or what to blame but some healthcare professionals are among the most cruel members of society

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                      • x4740n@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

                        The absolute gall they have to call it a "lifestyle" like people choose to live that way one day

                        It's not a fucking lifestyle, LGBTQ+ people just are and they exist

                        They don't choose to suddenly be that way one day, they have been that way their entire life and discover that about themselves

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                        Not suddenly, but gradually

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                          Damn straight. Same thing for pharmacists or any other health official.

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                          • D [email protected]

                            This was or maybe even still is a thing. My grandpa was forced to wear a sock on his left hand when learning to write as a child. He would be hit if he didn't.

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                            Human beings were obviously a terrible idea.

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                              Not suddenly, but gradually

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                              They gradually do not choose to be themselves? I don’t understand.

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                                Student: B-but what if I can't stand the sight of blood!?

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                                Republicans: we hereby decree that physicians needing to see blood is part of the woke agenda. Henceforth we will be removing this requirement from all curricula.

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                                • juliebean@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                                  "He resisted his homosexual urges, and remained faithful to his heterosexual wife until the very day he shot himself."

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                                  I act on all the homosexual urges I have. They just happen to be zero. If you have homosexual urges it’s likely because you’re gay. I’m not really sure why this concept is so hard especially for the ultra religious….

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                                    Human beings were obviously a terrible idea.

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                                    In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has widely been regarded as a bad move.

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                                      Republicans: we hereby decree that physicians needing to see blood is part of the woke agenda. Henceforth we will be removing this requirement from all curricula.

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                                      Blood is a hoax created by the liberal media.

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                                        Student: B-but what if I can't stand the sight of blood!?

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                                        That would be like if you were in IT and had a phobia of keyboards…. or screens.

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                                        • juliebean@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                                          that doesn't mean you refuse to treat us though, it just means your treatment might take the form of giving a referral to a specialist. you don't refuse to treat a patient with glasses just cause you aren't an optometrist.

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                                          Yeah, that's why I put it in "" to make sure its not really denying it.

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