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there's no escape! brew another cup!

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    Here's the real question... What licenses are the wheel and door using?

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    • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

      I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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      That does not have to be a contradiction

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      • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

        I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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        https://codeberg.org/gruf/go-ffmpreg

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        • fossilesque@mander.xyzF [email protected]
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          Listen here, "bro". "Fine" is well below my standard, ok?? The world wasn't built on "fine", now was it? No! It wasn't! ᶠᶦⁿᵉ ᶦˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ ᶠᶠˢ ⁻⁻⁻ ⁻⁻ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁽ᵗʳᵃᶦˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵘᵐᵇˡᵉˢ⁾

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          • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

            I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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            Close. Final Fantasy 1000. It's a game that's fallen through a time hole from the future and contains technology that can do absolutely anything to anyone, including that.

            Why? It's a nineteenth-stage capitalist thing. Something about gods of wealth, insatiable hunger and first-borns.

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              Not even in programming but I'd have to at least test the wheel see if it's as good as I'm told

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              • fossilesque@mander.xyzF [email protected]
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                Just putting the finishing touches on GNAW (Gnaw's Not A Wheel)

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                  What do you mean developer? As soon as I got a dock so I could actually use my steam deck like a desktop, I started experimenting with everything!

                  Obviously, I would never escape that trap...

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                  • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                    I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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                    Least brainrotted fediverse user

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                    • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                      rust is a terrible material for wheels. Corrosion is not usually a good thing.

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                      I think they mean to write the word "wheel" into surface rust.

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                      • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                        I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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                        No no, ffmpeg is completely different! It refers to two women pegging a man.

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                        • digger@lemmy.caD [email protected]

                          Here's the real question... What licenses are the wheel and door using?

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                          The door is obviously open. Not sure about the wheel, though…

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                          • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                            rust is a terrible material for wheels. Corrosion is not usually a good thing.

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                            You just have to rebrand it as "iron-based ceramic".

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                              But it's not memory safe!!

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                              I know!! How can Jigsaw claim it "works fine"? He'd probably say something like "it's battle-tested and state of the art." What does that even mean??

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                                Close. Final Fantasy 1000. It's a game that's fallen through a time hole from the future and contains technology that can do absolutely anything to anyone, including that.

                                Why? It's a nineteenth-stage capitalist thing. Something about gods of wealth, insatiable hunger and first-borns.

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                                I wanted to propose that WH40K make a new Chaos God of Capitalism...and then I thought about for 5 seconds and realized they did. The Emperor. The Emperor is a god of capitalism. Which is an interesting (to me) perspective on the franchise. So, thanks for that random completely unrelated Lemmy comment.

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                                  You just have to rebrand it as "iron-based ceramic".

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                                  I shudder at the thought of potholes.

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                                  • ironkrill@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                                    No no, ffmpeg is completely different! It refers to two women pegging a man.

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                                    That is horrible! How ridiculous and just horrible! What’s the url so I know what to stay away from?

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                                    • ironkrill@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                                      No no, ffmpeg is completely different! It refers to two women pegging a man.

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                                      I volunteer as tribute! (Anything, anything, is worth having two girls blow you. My god, it's full of stars.)

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                                      • 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub0 [email protected]

                                        Listen here, "bro". "Fine" is well below my standard, ok?? The world wasn't built on "fine", now was it? No! It wasn't! ᶠᶦⁿᵉ ᶦˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ ᶠᶠˢ ⁻⁻⁻ ⁻⁻ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁽ᵗʳᵃᶦˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵘᵐᵇˡᵉˢ⁾

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                                        Back half of that comment is the start of a Cave Johnson rant.

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                                        • fossilesque@mander.xyzF [email protected]
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                                          Have you ever used wheel-el in emacs? It really sets a high bar.

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