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there's no escape! brew another cup!

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  • B [email protected]

    Hello, Rust developer. [My name, etc.] It works fine, and is written in C++. [Rest of challenge is the same.]

    Truly diabolical

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    But it's not memory safe!!

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    • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      I bet the wheel would be better if it was written in Rust.

      (Disclaimer: I have never actually written Rust.)

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      rust is a terrible material for wheels. Corrosion is not usually a good thing.

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      • M [email protected]

        I bet it uses ffmpeg...

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        I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

          I have had plenty of suggestions to do very simple things in the games I mod to blow up the lines of code and do the exact same thing I already am doing, but in a more complicated, roundabout way that ends up working slower.

          "Why are you spawning blank soldiers and then equipping them, instead of spawning already equipped soldiers?"

          "Because I can only spawn soldiers already equipped with stuff from a pool of premade classes, and I want to customize their loadout. It also takes 5 minutes longer to load them in already equipped for some damn reason, whereas when I do it this way it only pauses the game for 10 seconds before it's good to go."

          "... ARMA's engine sucks."

          "Agreed."

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          You just gave me flashbacks to that abomination of a programming language they call sqf.

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          • fossilesque@mander.xyzF [email protected]
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            Here's the real question... What licenses are the wheel and door using?

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            • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

              I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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              That does not have to be a contradiction

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              • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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                https://codeberg.org/gruf/go-ffmpreg

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                • fossilesque@mander.xyzF [email protected]
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                  Listen here, "bro". "Fine" is well below my standard, ok?? The world wasn't built on "fine", now was it? No! It wasn't! ᶠᶦⁿᵉ ᶦˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ ᶠᶠˢ ⁻⁻⁻ ⁻⁻ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁽ᵗʳᵃᶦˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵘᵐᵇˡᵉˢ⁾

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                  • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                    I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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                    Close. Final Fantasy 1000. It's a game that's fallen through a time hole from the future and contains technology that can do absolutely anything to anyone, including that.

                    Why? It's a nineteenth-stage capitalist thing. Something about gods of wealth, insatiable hunger and first-borns.

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                      Not even in programming but I'd have to at least test the wheel see if it's as good as I'm told

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                        Just putting the finishing touches on GNAW (Gnaw's Not A Wheel)

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                          What do you mean developer? As soon as I got a dock so I could actually use my steam deck like a desktop, I started experimenting with everything!

                          Obviously, I would never escape that trap...

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                          • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                            I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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                            Least brainrotted fediverse user

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                            • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                              rust is a terrible material for wheels. Corrosion is not usually a good thing.

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                              I think they mean to write the word "wheel" into surface rust.

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                              • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                                I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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                                No no, ffmpeg is completely different! It refers to two women pegging a man.

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                                • digger@lemmy.caD [email protected]

                                  Here's the real question... What licenses are the wheel and door using?

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                                  The door is obviously open. Not sure about the wheel, though…

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                                  • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                    rust is a terrible material for wheels. Corrosion is not usually a good thing.

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                                    You just have to rebrand it as "iron-based ceramic".

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                                    • N [email protected]

                                      But it's not memory safe!!

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                                      I know!! How can Jigsaw claim it "works fine"? He'd probably say something like "it's battle-tested and state of the art." What does that even mean??

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                                      • P [email protected]

                                        Close. Final Fantasy 1000. It's a game that's fallen through a time hole from the future and contains technology that can do absolutely anything to anyone, including that.

                                        Why? It's a nineteenth-stage capitalist thing. Something about gods of wealth, insatiable hunger and first-borns.

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                                        I wanted to propose that WH40K make a new Chaos God of Capitalism...and then I thought about for 5 seconds and realized they did. The Emperor. The Emperor is a god of capitalism. Which is an interesting (to me) perspective on the franchise. So, thanks for that random completely unrelated Lemmy comment.

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                                        • C [email protected]

                                          You just have to rebrand it as "iron-based ceramic".

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                                          I shudder at the thought of potholes.

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