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there's no escape! brew another cup!

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      I bet it uses ffmpeg...

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        I bet the wheel would be better if it was written in Rust.

        (Disclaimer: I have never actually written Rust.)

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          So, your plan is to kill people of starvation and sleep deprivation?

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          • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            I bet the wheel would be better if it was written in Rust.

            (Disclaimer: I have never actually written Rust.)

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            Hello, Rust developer. [My name, etc.] It works fine, and is written in C++. [Rest of challenge is the same.]

            Truly diabolical

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              I have had plenty of suggestions to do very simple things in the games I mod to blow up the lines of code and do the exact same thing I already am doing, but in a more complicated, roundabout way that ends up working slower.

              "Why are you spawning blank soldiers and then equipping them, instead of spawning already equipped soldiers?"

              "Because I can only spawn soldiers already equipped with stuff from a pool of premade classes, and I want to customize their loadout. It also takes 5 minutes longer to load them in already equipped for some damn reason, whereas when I do it this way it only pauses the game for 10 seconds before it's good to go."

              "... ARMA's engine sucks."

              "Agreed."

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                Hello, Rust developer. [My name, etc.] It works fine, and is written in C++. [Rest of challenge is the same.]

                Truly diabolical

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                But it's not memory safe!!

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                • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  I bet the wheel would be better if it was written in Rust.

                  (Disclaimer: I have never actually written Rust.)

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                  rust is a terrible material for wheels. Corrosion is not usually a good thing.

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                    I bet it uses ffmpeg...

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                    I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                      I have had plenty of suggestions to do very simple things in the games I mod to blow up the lines of code and do the exact same thing I already am doing, but in a more complicated, roundabout way that ends up working slower.

                      "Why are you spawning blank soldiers and then equipping them, instead of spawning already equipped soldiers?"

                      "Because I can only spawn soldiers already equipped with stuff from a pool of premade classes, and I want to customize their loadout. It also takes 5 minutes longer to load them in already equipped for some damn reason, whereas when I do it this way it only pauses the game for 10 seconds before it's good to go."

                      "... ARMA's engine sucks."

                      "Agreed."

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                      You just gave me flashbacks to that abomination of a programming language they call sqf.

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                        Here's the real question... What licenses are the wheel and door using?

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                        • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                          I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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                          That does not have to be a contradiction

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                          • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                            I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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                            https://codeberg.org/gruf/go-ffmpreg

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                              Listen here, "bro". "Fine" is well below my standard, ok?? The world wasn't built on "fine", now was it? No! It wasn't! ᶠᶦⁿᵉ ᶦˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ ᶠᶠˢ ⁻⁻⁻ ⁻⁻ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁽ᵗʳᵃᶦˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵘᵐᵇˡᵉˢ⁾

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                              • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                                I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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                                Close. Final Fantasy 1000. It's a game that's fallen through a time hole from the future and contains technology that can do absolutely anything to anyone, including that.

                                Why? It's a nineteenth-stage capitalist thing. Something about gods of wealth, insatiable hunger and first-borns.

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                                  Not even in programming but I'd have to at least test the wheel see if it's as good as I'm told

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                                    Just putting the finishing touches on GNAW (Gnaw's Not A Wheel)

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                                      What do you mean developer? As soon as I got a dock so I could actually use my steam deck like a desktop, I started experimenting with everything!

                                      Obviously, I would never escape that trap...

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                                      • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                                        I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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                                        Least brainrotted fediverse user

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                                        • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                          rust is a terrible material for wheels. Corrosion is not usually a good thing.

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                                          I think they mean to write the word "wheel" into surface rust.

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