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    I mean eating only dirt would probably kill you, and (if you believe in that sort of stuff) then you can ascend beyond the corporeal.

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      Me when my gf asks "would you still love me if I was a worm?"

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        Let us all know how that works out for you.

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        Sometimes you just have to. Just not for too long.

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          A single gram of uranium contains about 20,000,000,000 calories of energy. That's enough calories to keep you alive for about 27,000 years. Eat uranium to become immortal.

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          You'll only have to eat it once for the rest of your life!

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            Me when my gf asks "would you still love me if I was a worm?"

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            No. You would be too powerful for me; mo way to make that ethical. Did you not read 'dune'?

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              Where have all the flowers gone?

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                This is just “On Ilkley Moor Baht Hat”. Ye’d lose more heat than that too - it’s well parky up there.

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                  This gag also appeared in a 1990s In Living Color sketch about a juicer infomercial.

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                    Relax. With these economic trends, I'm pretty sure we'll all end up there.

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                        Theoretical a worm eat plants and leaf's

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                          Relax. With these economic trends, I'm pretty sure we'll all end up there.

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                          We've been eating shit for decades due to capitalism and parasitic billionaires, dirt is a step up.

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                            Can you actually eat dirt? Is it good for you?

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                              Can you actually eat dirt? Is it good for you?

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                              No they're more like carrion eaters.

                              Also an amazing inventor once said "grass taste bad" pretty sure he would know.

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                                You'll only have to eat it once for the rest of your life!

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                                Results show almost instantly

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                                  We've been eating shit for decades due to capitalism and parasitic billionaires, dirt is a step up.

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                                  Pretty much all of human history really. We cannot self govern without segregating into the haves and have nots.

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                                    In the end
                                    And you could have it all
                                    My empire of dirt

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                                    But the Nine Inch Nails version...

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                                      I know it’s the most expensive liquid by fluid oz, but is it more expensive than gold by weight too?

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                                        Genuinely curious - what is the difference between detritus and dirt?

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                                        A compost pile (detritus, plant matter), with the help of worms, turns into dirt.

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                                          Results show almost instantly

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                                          How's your day going? Well I started shitting and puking my kidney out around noon, I'm fairly sure it's not supposed to come up through my intestines, but it has

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