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    Me when my gf asks "would you still love me if I was a worm?"

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      Let us all know how that works out for you.

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      Sometimes you just have to. Just not for too long.

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        A single gram of uranium contains about 20,000,000,000 calories of energy. That's enough calories to keep you alive for about 27,000 years. Eat uranium to become immortal.

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        You'll only have to eat it once for the rest of your life!

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          Me when my gf asks "would you still love me if I was a worm?"

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          No. You would be too powerful for me; mo way to make that ethical. Did you not read 'dune'?

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            Where have all the flowers gone?

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              This is just “On Ilkley Moor Baht Hat”. Ye’d lose more heat than that too - it’s well parky up there.

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                This gag also appeared in a 1990s In Living Color sketch about a juicer infomercial.

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                  Relax. With these economic trends, I'm pretty sure we'll all end up there.

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                      Theoretical a worm eat plants and leaf's

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                        Relax. With these economic trends, I'm pretty sure we'll all end up there.

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                        We've been eating shit for decades due to capitalism and parasitic billionaires, dirt is a step up.

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                          Can you actually eat dirt? Is it good for you?

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                            Can you actually eat dirt? Is it good for you?

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                            No they're more like carrion eaters.

                            Also an amazing inventor once said "grass taste bad" pretty sure he would know.

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                              You'll only have to eat it once for the rest of your life!

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                              Results show almost instantly

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                                We've been eating shit for decades due to capitalism and parasitic billionaires, dirt is a step up.

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                                Pretty much all of human history really. We cannot self govern without segregating into the haves and have nots.

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                                  In the end
                                  And you could have it all
                                  My empire of dirt

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                                  But the Nine Inch Nails version...

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                                    I know it’s the most expensive liquid by fluid oz, but is it more expensive than gold by weight too?

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                                      Genuinely curious - what is the difference between detritus and dirt?

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                                      A compost pile (detritus, plant matter), with the help of worms, turns into dirt.

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                                        How's your day going? Well I started shitting and puking my kidney out around noon, I'm fairly sure it's not supposed to come up through my intestines, but it has

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                                          A compost pile (detritus, plant matter), with the help of worms, turns into dirt.

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                                          So what does fecal matter count as? For example my chickens eat the plants, then process it. Then the worm population skyrockets in the dirt where they live, and of course many of them get eaten by said chickens as well, but overall the population has still increased noticably.

                                          Is the chicken's digestive track just considered part of the composting process? Or is that only once it hits the ground and started getting rained on

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