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Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it.

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  • Z [email protected]

    If there is one thing I'm angry about, it's that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.

    I was born 1-10 decades too late.

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    You can still do it, you just need to get famous first

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      My feed is now full of cocaine slop.

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      • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

        You can still do it, you just need to get famous first

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        And talented.

        That’s an important factor in it.

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        • L [email protected]

          There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else's computer rather amusing.

          Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.

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          I put that Chrome extension that changes every reference to 'Trump' in articles and headlines to 'someone with tiny hands' on my Trump supporting bosses computer. Annoyed the hell out of him for weeks then I deleted it. He never figured it out.

          Remember to use strong passwords people. It's 2025 bro, who uses their fucking dogs name as a password?

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            « My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »

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              There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else's computer rather amusing.

              Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.

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              there is and I already have (albeit not published). The source code for that plugin is available and is really short and very easily modifiable.

              Mine replaces "ai" with "bs", "large language model" with "slop generator", for example.

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                Flip the script.

                If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, AI

                If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI

                She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                AI

                If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI

                When your day is done, and you want to run, AI

                She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                AI

                If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI

                Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, AI

                She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                AI

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                  DC needs to bring back Snowflame!

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                  They did! He’s a drug trafficker and exactly the paragon of partying that he used to be.

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                    Flip the script.

                    If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, AI

                    If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI

                    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                    AI

                    If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI

                    When your day is done, and you want to run, AI

                    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                    AI

                    If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI

                    Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, AI

                    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                    AI

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                    ^ The lyrics were wrong, fixed 'em. They were AI results. How's that for irony?

                    (Yes, I replied to my own comment. For some reason I can no longer edit my own posts.)

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                      Flip the script.

                      If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, AI

                      If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI

                      She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                      AI

                      If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI

                      When your day is done, and you want to run, AI

                      She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                      AI

                      If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI

                      Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, AI

                      She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                      AI

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                      Clapton would never drop ai.

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                        Flip the script.

                        If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, AI

                        If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI

                        She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                        AI

                        If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI

                        When your day is done, and you want to run, AI

                        She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                        AI

                        If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI

                        Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, AI

                        She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                        AI

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                        Doctor Rockso, hand sliding down: "I do AI."

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                          Doctor Rockso, hand sliding down: "I do AI."

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                          So I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more AI

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                            Flip the script.

                            If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, AI

                            If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI

                            She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                            AI

                            If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI

                            When your day is done, and you want to run, AI

                            She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                            AI

                            If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI

                            Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, AI

                            She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                            AI

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                            I do AI, so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more AI

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                            • M [email protected]

                              Lol, reminds me of the good old "cloud to butt" browser extension from way back when cloud was the new shit everyone pushed.

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                              I've been saying ai is the new cloud buzzword corporate bullshit since the media has been paid off to report endlessly on it. Luckily it wont last.

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                                Just be sure not to use a recursive algorithm on that.

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                                Or just don't forget to add an exit condition.

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                                  « My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »

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                                  That's how they get ya.

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                                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                    "Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide."

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                                    Parents aware their son is depressed yet leave a loaded gun freely accessible.

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                                      "I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It's not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper"

                                      It... may not cover every scenario.

                                      "I refuse to watch that one Argentinian TV show that has a shot made with some cocaine". Better, but bit harsh. Maybe there's some value to it.

                                      "Cocaine is fairly practical to tell me things I can verify at a glance, but I wouldn't trust everything it says". See, that one works worse that the real one.

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                                      "I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little."

                                      Hmmm.

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                                        "It's arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you're using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts."

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                                          "I'm a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me"

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