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Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it.

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    « My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »

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      There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else's computer rather amusing.

      Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.

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      there is and I already have (albeit not published). The source code for that plugin is available and is really short and very easily modifiable.

      Mine replaces "ai" with "bs", "large language model" with "slop generator", for example.

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        Flip the script.

        If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, AI

        If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI

        She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

        AI

        If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI

        When your day is done, and you want to run, AI

        She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

        AI

        If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI

        Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, AI

        She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

        AI

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          DC needs to bring back Snowflame!

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          They did! He’s a drug trafficker and exactly the paragon of partying that he used to be.

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            Flip the script.

            If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, AI

            If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI

            She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

            AI

            If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI

            When your day is done, and you want to run, AI

            She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

            AI

            If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI

            Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, AI

            She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

            AI

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            ^ The lyrics were wrong, fixed 'em. They were AI results. How's that for irony?

            (Yes, I replied to my own comment. For some reason I can no longer edit my own posts.)

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              Flip the script.

              If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, AI

              If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI

              She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

              AI

              If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI

              When your day is done, and you want to run, AI

              She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

              AI

              If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI

              Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, AI

              She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

              AI

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              Clapton would never drop ai.

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                Flip the script.

                If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, AI

                If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI

                She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                AI

                If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI

                When your day is done, and you want to run, AI

                She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                AI

                If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI

                Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, AI

                She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                AI

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                Doctor Rockso, hand sliding down: "I do AI."

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                  Doctor Rockso, hand sliding down: "I do AI."

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                  So I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more AI

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                    Flip the script.

                    If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, AI

                    If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI

                    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                    AI

                    If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI

                    When your day is done, and you want to run, AI

                    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                    AI

                    If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI

                    Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, AI

                    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

                    AI

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                    I do AI, so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more AI

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                      Lol, reminds me of the good old "cloud to butt" browser extension from way back when cloud was the new shit everyone pushed.

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                      I've been saying ai is the new cloud buzzword corporate bullshit since the media has been paid off to report endlessly on it. Luckily it wont last.

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                        Just be sure not to use a recursive algorithm on that.

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                        Or just don't forget to add an exit condition.

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                          « My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »

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                          That's how they get ya.

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                            "Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide."

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                            Parents aware their son is depressed yet leave a loaded gun freely accessible.

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                            • mudman@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                              "I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It's not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper"

                              It... may not cover every scenario.

                              "I refuse to watch that one Argentinian TV show that has a shot made with some cocaine". Better, but bit harsh. Maybe there's some value to it.

                              "Cocaine is fairly practical to tell me things I can verify at a glance, but I wouldn't trust everything it says". See, that one works worse that the real one.

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                              "I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little."

                              Hmmm.

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                                "It's arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you're using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts."

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                                  "I'm a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me"

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                                    Just call post=$(sed -e 's/ai/cocaine/g' <<< "$post") in a loop

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                                    cocain has ai in it, so this will create an infinite expansion loop

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                                      Yes I was alive in the '80s I remember.

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                                        “I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”

                                        That's pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?

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                                          “I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”

                                          That's pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?

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                                          It's not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.

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