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Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order

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    So. Your a veteran. Yes sir! Bathroom monitor first class, sir!

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      So. Your a veteran. Yes sir! Bathroom monitor first class, sir!

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      Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.

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      • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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        Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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        • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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          That sounds fiscally responsible.

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            It's impressive how most of these right-wing nuts have been complying with this order for decades already.

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              So. Your a veteran. Yes sir! Bathroom monitor first class, sir!

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              Only the best and brightest! 🦅

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                Your tax dollars at work.

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                  Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                  Can already imagine soldiers getting shamed for having shrimp dicks. Sucks for them ig.

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                    Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                    TEN HUT!

                    PRESEEEENT DICK!

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                      That sounds fiscally responsible.

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                      Nothing says Christian fascist dictatorship quite like show me your genitals

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                      • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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                        Just what MAGAts love cameras in bathrooms monitoring penis.

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                          Can already imagine soldiers getting shamed for having shrimp dicks. Sucks for them ig.

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                          Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                          Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                            Your tax dollars at work.

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                            Lucky for me that is not the case.

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                            • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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                              Pathetic

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                              • myopinion@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                                Just what MAGAts love cameras in bathrooms monitoring penis.

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                                Maybe they just love penis

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                                  Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                                  Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                                  Never had multi-user stalls or pissers, but I seem to recall a big round communal trough for high bathroom throughput. Everybody just kind of pissing in each other's general direction.

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                                    Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                                    DICKS OUT, MARINES!

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                                    • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                      TEN HUT!

                                      PRESEEEENT DICK!

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                                      cock salute!

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                                        Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                                        Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                                        I NeEd To SeE tHe PiSs LeAviNg ThE bOdY!

                                        fucking peter gazers

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                                        • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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                                          I’m going to piss on your monitoring system.

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