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Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order

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    That sounds fiscally responsible.

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    Nothing says Christian fascist dictatorship quite like show me your genitals

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    • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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      Just what MAGAts love cameras in bathrooms monitoring penis.

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        Can already imagine soldiers getting shamed for having shrimp dicks. Sucks for them ig.

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        Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

        Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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          Your tax dollars at work.

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          Lucky for me that is not the case.

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            Pathetic

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            • myopinion@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

              Just what MAGAts love cameras in bathrooms monitoring penis.

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              Maybe they just love penis

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                Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                Never had multi-user stalls or pissers, but I seem to recall a big round communal trough for high bathroom throughput. Everybody just kind of pissing in each other's general direction.

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                  Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                  DICKS OUT, MARINES!

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                  • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                    TEN HUT!

                    PRESEEEENT DICK!

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                    cock salute!

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                    • G [email protected]

                      Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                      Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                      I NeEd To SeE tHe PiSs LeAviNg ThE bOdY!

                      fucking peter gazers

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                        I’m going to piss on your monitoring system.

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                          Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                          Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                          3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol

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                            Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                            I wish this wasn't true but it is.

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                              3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol

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                              No problem haha.

                              Usually it was one on each side pissing kinda diagonally, about 4 and 8 o’clock, assuming the wall behind the toilet was 12, then one pissing normally at the 6 o’clock position. It helped that the stalls didn’t have any doors 😅 it was definitely close quarters, but it helped us develop our sword-fighting skills

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                                PENIS POLICE! GET YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!

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                                  It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.

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                                    Soldiers are going to stand outside bathrooms to check for budgie smugglers? That's a bit extreme.

                                    Just tell them there's oil in the middle east. That'll get them out of your road.

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                                    • vk6flab@lemmy.radioV [email protected]

                                      Wow, nothing quite like solving the big issues in life.

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                                      If Donald goes to the bathroom, they'll be solving the small issues

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                                        It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.

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                                        We live in the dumbest timeline.

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                                          Don't you feel great again, America?

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