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Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order

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    Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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    DICKS OUT, MARINES!

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    • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

      TEN HUT!

      PRESEEEENT DICK!

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      cock salute!

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        Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

        Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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        I NeEd To SeE tHe PiSs LeAviNg ThE bOdY!

        fucking peter gazers

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          I’m going to piss on your monitoring system.

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            Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

            Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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            3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol

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              Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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              I wish this wasn't true but it is.

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                3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol

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                No problem haha.

                Usually it was one on each side pissing kinda diagonally, about 4 and 8 o’clock, assuming the wall behind the toilet was 12, then one pissing normally at the 6 o’clock position. It helped that the stalls didn’t have any doors 😅 it was definitely close quarters, but it helped us develop our sword-fighting skills

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                  PENIS POLICE! GET YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!

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                    It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.

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                      Soldiers are going to stand outside bathrooms to check for budgie smugglers? That's a bit extreme.

                      Just tell them there's oil in the middle east. That'll get them out of your road.

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                      • vk6flab@lemmy.radioV [email protected]

                        Wow, nothing quite like solving the big issues in life.

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                        If Donald goes to the bathroom, they'll be solving the small issues

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                          It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.

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                          We live in the dumbest timeline.

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                            Don't you feel great again, America?

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                              Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                              Well that and "lack" of Penis inspection day next door as well.

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                                Don't you feel great again, America?

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                                No. Send help

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                                  Pete wants to see your dingle

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                                    Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.

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                                    Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.

                                    lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.

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                                      they're growers now show-ers? have a little sympathy

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                                        No. Send help

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                                        Unfortunately there isn't a lot of help available. American's are going to have to clean up their own house.

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                                          US Army facing combat: _______

                                          US Army when a penis is used in a women's stall: AAAAAAHHHHH! They have their cock out behind a closed stall and just using the bathroom like anyone else! RUN AWAY!

                                          Penis Panickers.

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