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Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order

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    3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol

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    No problem haha.

    Usually it was one on each side pissing kinda diagonally, about 4 and 8 o’clock, assuming the wall behind the toilet was 12, then one pissing normally at the 6 o’clock position. It helped that the stalls didn’t have any doors 😅 it was definitely close quarters, but it helped us develop our sword-fighting skills

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      PENIS POLICE! GET YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!

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        It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.

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          Soldiers are going to stand outside bathrooms to check for budgie smugglers? That's a bit extreme.

          Just tell them there's oil in the middle east. That'll get them out of your road.

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          • vk6flab@lemmy.radioV [email protected]

            Wow, nothing quite like solving the big issues in life.

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            If Donald goes to the bathroom, they'll be solving the small issues

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              It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.

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              We live in the dumbest timeline.

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                Don't you feel great again, America?

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                  Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                  Well that and "lack" of Penis inspection day next door as well.

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                    Don't you feel great again, America?

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                    No. Send help

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                      Pete wants to see your dingle

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                        Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.

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                        Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.

                        lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.

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                          they're growers now show-ers? have a little sympathy

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                            No. Send help

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                            Unfortunately there isn't a lot of help available. American's are going to have to clean up their own house.

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                              US Army facing combat: _______

                              US Army when a penis is used in a women's stall: AAAAAAHHHHH! They have their cock out behind a closed stall and just using the bathroom like anyone else! RUN AWAY!

                              Penis Panickers.

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                                Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.

                                lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.

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                                I speak from experience. I was in Afghanistan and the companies that provide laundry services or food were just making insane amounts.

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                                  US Army facing combat: _______

                                  US Army when a penis is used in a women's stall: AAAAAAHHHHH! They have their cock out behind a closed stall and just using the bathroom like anyone else! RUN AWAY!

                                  Penis Panickers.

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                                  White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

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                                    No. Send help

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                                    Don't worry Russia has got our back

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                                      Maybe they just love penis

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                                      Porn and sex toys are fairly popular in the bible belt

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                                        Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.

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                                        $800,000 salary

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