Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order
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TEN HUT!
PRESEEEENT DICK!
cock salute!
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Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.
Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery
wrote last edited by [email protected]I NeEd To SeE tHe PiSs LeAviNg ThE bOdY!
fucking peter gazers
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I’m going to piss on your monitoring system.
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Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.
Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery
3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol
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Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore
I wish this wasn't true but it is.
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3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol
No problem haha.
Usually it was one on each side pissing kinda diagonally, about 4 and 8 o’clock, assuming the wall behind the toilet was 12, then one pissing normally at the 6 o’clock position. It helped that the stalls didn’t have any doors
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PENIS POLICE! GET YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!
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It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.
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Soldiers are going to stand outside bathrooms to check for budgie smugglers? That's a bit extreme.
Just tell them there's oil in the middle east. That'll get them out of your road.
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Wow, nothing quite like solving the big issues in life.
If Donald goes to the bathroom, they'll be solving the small issues
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It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.
We live in the dumbest timeline.
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Don't you feel great again, America?
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Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore
Well that and "lack" of Penis inspection day next door as well.
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Don't you feel great again, America?
No. Send help
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Pete wants to see your dingle
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Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.
Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.
lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.
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they're growers now show-ers? have a little sympathy
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No. Send help
Unfortunately there isn't a lot of help available. American's are going to have to clean up their own house.
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US Army facing combat: _______
US Army when a penis is used in a women's stall: AAAAAAHHHHH! They have their cock out behind a closed stall and just using the bathroom like anyone else! RUN AWAY!
Penis Panickers.
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Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.
lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.
I speak from experience. I was in Afghanistan and the companies that provide laundry services or food were just making insane amounts.
