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Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order

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    Soldiers are going to stand outside bathrooms to check for budgie smugglers? That's a bit extreme.

    Just tell them there's oil in the middle east. That'll get them out of your road.

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      Wow, nothing quite like solving the big issues in life.

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      If Donald goes to the bathroom, they'll be solving the small issues

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        It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.

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        We live in the dumbest timeline.

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        • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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          Don't you feel great again, America?

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            Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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            Well that and "lack" of Penis inspection day next door as well.

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              Don't you feel great again, America?

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              No. Send help

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                Pete wants to see your dingle

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                  Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.

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                  Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.

                  lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.

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                    they're growers now show-ers? have a little sympathy

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                      No. Send help

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                      Unfortunately there isn't a lot of help available. American's are going to have to clean up their own house.

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                        US Army facing combat: _______

                        US Army when a penis is used in a women's stall: AAAAAAHHHHH! They have their cock out behind a closed stall and just using the bathroom like anyone else! RUN AWAY!

                        Penis Panickers.

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                          Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.

                          lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.

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                          I speak from experience. I was in Afghanistan and the companies that provide laundry services or food were just making insane amounts.

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                            US Army facing combat: _______

                            US Army when a penis is used in a women's stall: AAAAAAHHHHH! They have their cock out behind a closed stall and just using the bathroom like anyone else! RUN AWAY!

                            Penis Panickers.

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                            White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

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                              No. Send help

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                              Don't worry Russia has got our back

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                                Maybe they just love penis

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                                Porn and sex toys are fairly popular in the bible belt

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                                  Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.

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                                  $800,000 salary

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