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Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order

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  • vk6flab@lemmy.radioV [email protected]

    Wow, nothing quite like solving the big issues in life.

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    If Donald goes to the bathroom, they'll be solving the small issues

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      It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.

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      We live in the dumbest timeline.

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        Don't you feel great again, America?

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          Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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          Well that and "lack" of Penis inspection day next door as well.

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            Don't you feel great again, America?

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            No. Send help

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              Pete wants to see your dingle

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                Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.

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                Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.

                lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.

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                  they're growers now show-ers? have a little sympathy

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                    No. Send help

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                    Unfortunately there isn't a lot of help available. American's are going to have to clean up their own house.

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                      US Army facing combat: _______

                      US Army when a penis is used in a women's stall: AAAAAAHHHHH! They have their cock out behind a closed stall and just using the bathroom like anyone else! RUN AWAY!

                      Penis Panickers.

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                        Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.

                        lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.

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                        I speak from experience. I was in Afghanistan and the companies that provide laundry services or food were just making insane amounts.

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                          US Army facing combat: _______

                          US Army when a penis is used in a women's stall: AAAAAAHHHHH! They have their cock out behind a closed stall and just using the bathroom like anyone else! RUN AWAY!

                          Penis Panickers.

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                          White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

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                            No. Send help

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                            Don't worry Russia has got our back

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                              Maybe they just love penis

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                              Porn and sex toys are fairly popular in the bible belt

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                                Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.

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                                $800,000 salary

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