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Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order

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    It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.

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    We live in the dumbest timeline.

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      Don't you feel great again, America?

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        Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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        Well that and "lack" of Penis inspection day next door as well.

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          Don't you feel great again, America?

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          No. Send help

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            Pete wants to see your dingle

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              Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.

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              Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.

              lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.

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                they're growers now show-ers? have a little sympathy

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                  No. Send help

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                  Unfortunately there isn't a lot of help available. American's are going to have to clean up their own house.

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                    US Army facing combat: _______

                    US Army when a penis is used in a women's stall: AAAAAAHHHHH! They have their cock out behind a closed stall and just using the bathroom like anyone else! RUN AWAY!

                    Penis Panickers.

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                      Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.

                      lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.

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                      I speak from experience. I was in Afghanistan and the companies that provide laundry services or food were just making insane amounts.

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                        US Army facing combat: _______

                        US Army when a penis is used in a women's stall: AAAAAAHHHHH! They have their cock out behind a closed stall and just using the bathroom like anyone else! RUN AWAY!

                        Penis Panickers.

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                        White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

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                          No. Send help

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                          Don't worry Russia has got our back

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                            Maybe they just love penis

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                            Porn and sex toys are fairly popular in the bible belt

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                              Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.

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                              $800,000 salary

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