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there's no escape! brew another cup!

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  • A [email protected]

    I switched to TOML for my stuff.

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    #125

    Wow, I never even heard of TOML. Very interesting - thanks!

    edit: after looking at it a bit I think I'll actually try using it. But I find it ironic that the website for something billed as "for humans" and "easy to read" is done in light gray text on a white background. The CSS class they chose is even called "light gray" LOL.

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      It's like climbing a mountain. It always looks quite doable from ground level. Only when you're two thirds of the way up and exhausted, and another peak has just come into view and the sun is setting and there's a storm rolling in, do you realize why other people chose not to do this. If you survive you'll put it behind you and have the same idea again next week.

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      Never give up! Never surrender!

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      • morphit@feddit.ukM [email protected]

        Snap

        Ok, this set me off.

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        #127

        What I hadn't anticipated in my 20 years away from Linux was not only had teams of unpaid volunteers been beavering away behind the scenes to make everything work better, other much more enthusiastic teams have been thinking up new and exciting ways to break it again.

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          I volunteer as tribute! (Anything, anything, is worth having two girls blow you. My god, it's full of stars.)

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          i have some news for you as to what pegging is

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            Reinventing the wheel leads to a profound understanding of why wheels are round.

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            That's what documentation is for.

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              sudo systemctl stop sawtrapd

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              #130

              And don't forget
              systemctl disable sawtrapd
              so it won't restart again.

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              • H [email protected]

                And don't forget
                systemctl disable sawtrapd
                so it won't restart again.

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                sysyemctl disable --now sawtrapd to do both in one command.

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                • H [email protected]

                  That's what documentation is for.

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                  #132

                  Documentation is written exclusively for people with PhDs.

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                  • fossilesque@mander.xyzF [email protected]
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                    rm rf saw

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                    • fossilesque@mander.xyzF [email protected]
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                      But my wheel will be much better. I will start from the center with a very simple skeleton and build on top of it as needed. It will be very modular, elegant and easy to understand. It will be my masterpiece.

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                      • H [email protected]

                        That's what documentation is for.

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                        #135

                        That involves knowing how to read

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                          #136

                          "But is it a just a wheel if we add cloud and AI features to it? Think of all the leveraging of paradigm shifts!" . The trap explodes taking everyone out; even Steve in accounting who had nothing to do with this and wasn't even in the same building.

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                            It wasn't without some advantage. The client hating it didn't bode well though

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                            YAML definitely felt less intimidating to me than XML, when I first saw them.
                            But the YAML examples also had much less information in them than the XML ones.
                            But not having to type all those brackets definitely helps.
                            In case of XML, I am always looking to just get a GUI going for it instead, because typing it out feels cumbersome (I'm from C++)

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                            • zozano@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

                              Spent months setting up my home server with Docker containers while learning Linux.
                              Everything worked perfectly fine.

                              Then I realised Ubuntu Server is just a Debian-flavored landfill. Switched to EndeavourOS.
                              Everything worked perfectly fine.

                              Then I made NixOS my daily driver and thought, "Hey, let’s ruin my weekend." Migrated the server.
                              Everything worked perfectly fine.

                              Found out I could run containers as systemd services. Replaced Docker out of sheer spite using compose2nix.
                              Everything worked perfectly fine.

                              Then I heard btrfs was the bee's knees. Reformatted my drives, migrated again, and spent a week learning why subvolumes are better than sex.
                              Everything worked perfectly fine.

                              Got a free MacBook. Slight hardware bump. Migrated again. Spent hours fighting T2 drivers while deepthroating Tim Apple's cock.
                              Everything worked perfectly fine.

                              Rewrote every systemd service as NixOS modules. Why? Something something George Mallory.
                              Everything still works perfectly fine.

                              Did I ever notice a difference from the frontend?
                              Nope.

                              Was this a good use of my time?
                              Fuck no.

                              Did it need to happen?
                              Does the pope compile from source in the woods?

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                              NixOS Chad

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                                Wheels need manuals

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                                  i have some news for you as to what pegging is

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                                  I say again, I volunteer as tribute! I'll take a pineapple in the ass if that what it takes to get blown my two women again.

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                                    I say again, I volunteer as tribute! I'll take a pineapple in the ass if that what it takes to get blown my two women again.

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                                    good news, then!

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                                    • G [email protected]

                                      That involves knowing how to read

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                                      Not necessarily.

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                                      • B [email protected]

                                        To answer that, we'll need to do a deep dive into foundation technology (to determine if it is lacking and needs some improvements) (because we don't want our wheelshed to sink).

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                                        I don't know, that's not really in my wheel house

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                                          Guys hi, just looking for some support share, a Fantasy Adventure Story, for all ages and just some entertain with some storyes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mVIvQ1wsgg - maybe you are curious (many was not very kind just for share a film), heartless with hatefull speach and respekt always

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