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there's no escape! brew another cup!

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyzF [email protected]
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    sudo systemctl stop sawtrapd

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      Put a lock on the wheel and charge people $0.99 to temporarily unlock it.

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      Evil. I like it! Maybe some mandatory ad viewing somehow shoehorned into the unlocking process as well.

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      • buboscandiacus@mander.xyzB [email protected]

        Put a dynamo on it and sell the electricity

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        Use the electricity to power a screen and speakers and sell ad space!

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          Is the wheel FOSS? No? Guess I have to then.

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            The wheel has had a number of innovations over the years. The earliest wheels were flat disks of wood that were heavy and slow turning. The Romans invented spokes and metal rims which made them faster, more durable, and gave them more traction. Questions we need answered: What is this wheel in particular designed to do? Is there any way we could make it work more efficiently at its task? Do we value performance over reliability, or vice versa? Etc. Etc.

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            I think we need to take a bit of a step back and consider what kind of shed we might use to store this wheel...

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              but is it written in 6510 assembly, with cool graphics and catchy music with fast arpeggios?

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                Use the electricity to power a screen and speakers and sell ad space!

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                Please stop giving BMW ideas.

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                  I think we need to take a bit of a step back and consider what kind of shed we might use to store this wheel...

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                  To answer that, we'll need to do a deep dive into foundation technology (to determine if it is lacking and needs some improvements) (because we don't want our wheelshed to sink).

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                  • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                    How is it licensed, Jigsaw? Eh? What distro is it from? Is that a fucking Snap wheel?

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                    Snap

                    Ok, this set me off.

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                    • fossilesque@mander.xyzF [email protected]
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                      Reinventing the wheel leads to a profound understanding of why wheels are round.

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                        I switched to TOML for my stuff.

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                        Wow, I never even heard of TOML. Very interesting - thanks!

                        edit: after looking at it a bit I think I'll actually try using it. But I find it ironic that the website for something billed as "for humans" and "easy to read" is done in light gray text on a white background. The CSS class they chose is even called "light gray" LOL.

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                          It's like climbing a mountain. It always looks quite doable from ground level. Only when you're two thirds of the way up and exhausted, and another peak has just come into view and the sun is setting and there's a storm rolling in, do you realize why other people chose not to do this. If you survive you'll put it behind you and have the same idea again next week.

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                          Never give up! Never surrender!

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                          • morphit@feddit.ukM [email protected]

                            Snap

                            Ok, this set me off.

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                            What I hadn't anticipated in my 20 years away from Linux was not only had teams of unpaid volunteers been beavering away behind the scenes to make everything work better, other much more enthusiastic teams have been thinking up new and exciting ways to break it again.

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                              I volunteer as tribute! (Anything, anything, is worth having two girls blow you. My god, it's full of stars.)

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                              i have some news for you as to what pegging is

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                                Reinventing the wheel leads to a profound understanding of why wheels are round.

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                                That's what documentation is for.

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                                  sudo systemctl stop sawtrapd

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                                  And don't forget
                                  systemctl disable sawtrapd
                                  so it won't restart again.

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                                    And don't forget
                                    systemctl disable sawtrapd
                                    so it won't restart again.

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                                    sysyemctl disable --now sawtrapd to do both in one command.

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                                      That's what documentation is for.

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                                      Documentation is written exclusively for people with PhDs.

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                                      • fossilesque@mander.xyzF [email protected]
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                                        rm rf saw

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                                        • fossilesque@mander.xyzF [email protected]
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                                          But my wheel will be much better. I will start from the center with a very simple skeleton and build on top of it as needed. It will be very modular, elegant and easy to understand. It will be my masterpiece.

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