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As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people.

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  • R [email protected]

    That soda isn't nearly big enough.

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    No gun holster, and no flags... 0/10 would not american

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    • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Yeah this guy should be wearing flip-flops.

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      Crocs. Dirty crocs.

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      • R [email protected]

        That soda isn't nearly big enough.

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        For free??

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        • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

          A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?

          That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.

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          All joking aside, the cup really is too small and the burger really is too lettucey to look authentically American, 100% seriously

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          • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

            A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?

            That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.

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            All joking aside, I think the vegetables on an In-N-Out burger ruin it

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              That soda isn't nearly big enough.

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              Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?

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              • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?

                That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.

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                Lol, that cup is legitimately so small...

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                  All joking aside, I think the vegetables on an In-N-Out burger ruin it

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                  PSA, get chopped chilis on your burger next time if you like spicy food. It's a game changer. Whole grilled onion is also king shit.

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                  • R [email protected]

                    PSA, get chopped chilis on your burger next time if you like spicy food. It's a game changer. Whole grilled onion is also king shit.

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                    Hell, yeah brother thank you

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                    • R [email protected]

                      That soda isn't nearly big enough.

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                      that soda ought to be in a cup holder or foam dome so he can double fist burgers. that's albertan at best

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                        360 weevil pop shove it

                        Beetle doing a sick flip with a twist

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                        no bombadier butt blast on landing or launch. 2/10

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                        • M [email protected]

                          All joking aside, the cup really is too small and the burger really is too lettucey to look authentically American, 100% seriously

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                          that cup seems pretty regular sized to me, as aussie…?

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                            that cup seems pretty regular sized to me, as aussie…?

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                            That would probably be a "small" at most fast food drive thrus here. Also, nobody orders a small unless they're on a "diet" - in fact I don't think I've ever seen any of my friends order a small. Generally everyone gets a large or extra large (because it's only a few cents more!!), which looks like this here: https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/denise-gray-holds-two-extra-large-soft-drinks-from-news-photo/145545668

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                              Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?

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                              ...yeah, the slob in that picture is pretty much me and i'm 220 on a bad day: seven-hundred-pound boss fights are much larger...

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                              • M [email protected]

                                That would probably be a "small" at most fast food drive thrus here. Also, nobody orders a small unless they're on a "diet" - in fact I don't think I've ever seen any of my friends order a small. Generally everyone gets a large or extra large (because it's only a few cents more!!), which looks like this here: https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/denise-gray-holds-two-extra-large-soft-drinks-from-news-photo/145545668

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                                medium maccas coke here … that i randomly had laying around <_<

                                there’s a large which is marginally bigger, but no super size or anything

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                                  medium maccas coke here … that i randomly had laying around <_<

                                  there’s a large which is marginally bigger, but no super size or anything

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                                  It's so dainty 🥺 yeah, far from the norm here I'm ashamed to say

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                                    For free??

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                                    It's your lucky day.

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                                    • R [email protected]

                                      That soda isn't nearly big enough.

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                                      And rightly so, americans are twice the size at least.

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                                        Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyles!

                                        I'll sit at a drive thru

                                        I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter

                                        Everything is mega meal, super sized

                                        "Want biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fry, wanna go large

                                        Want a biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat motherfucker?"

                                        "There's room in the bag. Take it!"

                                        "Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents!"

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                                        George Carlin said it best.

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                                        • M [email protected]

                                          That would probably be a "small" at most fast food drive thrus here. Also, nobody orders a small unless they're on a "diet" - in fact I don't think I've ever seen any of my friends order a small. Generally everyone gets a large or extra large (because it's only a few cents more!!), which looks like this here: https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/denise-gray-holds-two-extra-large-soft-drinks-from-news-photo/145545668

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                                          I use to order small drinks frequently with no ice. Was the perfect amount of drink and I don't like cold drinks in general. So it worked out.

                                          But recently places have started switching to a very thin cup that basically falls apart if you take longer then 10 mins to drink it all.

                                          So iv stared ordering the larger drink just so I don't have the fucking cup fall apart on me.

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