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As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people.

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  • R [email protected]

    PSA, get chopped chilis on your burger next time if you like spicy food. It's a game changer. Whole grilled onion is also king shit.

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    Hell, yeah brother thank you

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      That soda isn't nearly big enough.

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      that soda ought to be in a cup holder or foam dome so he can double fist burgers. that's albertan at best

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        360 weevil pop shove it

        Beetle doing a sick flip with a twist

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        no bombadier butt blast on landing or launch. 2/10

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          All joking aside, the cup really is too small and the burger really is too lettucey to look authentically American, 100% seriously

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          that cup seems pretty regular sized to me, as aussie…?

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            that cup seems pretty regular sized to me, as aussie…?

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            That would probably be a "small" at most fast food drive thrus here. Also, nobody orders a small unless they're on a "diet" - in fact I don't think I've ever seen any of my friends order a small. Generally everyone gets a large or extra large (because it's only a few cents more!!), which looks like this here: https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/denise-gray-holds-two-extra-large-soft-drinks-from-news-photo/145545668

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              Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?

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              ...yeah, the slob in that picture is pretty much me and i'm 220 on a bad day: seven-hundred-pound boss fights are much larger...

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                That would probably be a "small" at most fast food drive thrus here. Also, nobody orders a small unless they're on a "diet" - in fact I don't think I've ever seen any of my friends order a small. Generally everyone gets a large or extra large (because it's only a few cents more!!), which looks like this here: https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/denise-gray-holds-two-extra-large-soft-drinks-from-news-photo/145545668

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                medium maccas coke here … that i randomly had laying around <_<

                there’s a large which is marginally bigger, but no super size or anything

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                • pupbiru@aussie.zoneP [email protected]

                  medium maccas coke here … that i randomly had laying around <_<

                  there’s a large which is marginally bigger, but no super size or anything

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                  It's so dainty 🥺 yeah, far from the norm here I'm ashamed to say

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                    For free??

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                    It's your lucky day.

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                    • R [email protected]

                      That soda isn't nearly big enough.

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                      And rightly so, americans are twice the size at least.

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                        Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyles!

                        I'll sit at a drive thru

                        I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter

                        Everything is mega meal, super sized

                        "Want biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fry, wanna go large

                        Want a biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat motherfucker?"

                        "There's room in the bag. Take it!"

                        "Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents!"

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                        George Carlin said it best.

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                        • M [email protected]

                          That would probably be a "small" at most fast food drive thrus here. Also, nobody orders a small unless they're on a "diet" - in fact I don't think I've ever seen any of my friends order a small. Generally everyone gets a large or extra large (because it's only a few cents more!!), which looks like this here: https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/denise-gray-holds-two-extra-large-soft-drinks-from-news-photo/145545668

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                          I use to order small drinks frequently with no ice. Was the perfect amount of drink and I don't like cold drinks in general. So it worked out.

                          But recently places have started switching to a very thin cup that basically falls apart if you take longer then 10 mins to drink it all.

                          So iv stared ordering the larger drink just so I don't have the fucking cup fall apart on me.

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                            what kinda smoothbrain wears a shirt instead of a bathrobe

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                            That looks like an undershirt. Or as I refer to it, "what I wear in the summer almost every single second I'm at home"...

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                              And rightly so, americans are twice the size at least.

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                              In the US, the average weight for men is around 199 pounds (90 kg), and for women, it's around 171 pounds (77 kg). In India, the average weight for men is around 145 pounds (65 kg), and for women, it's around 121 pounds (55 kg). That being said Americans are on average 2.5cm taller. Average BMI is 26.5 in the US and 23 in India.

                              So twice the size? Not really. This picture is amusing though.

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                                That looks like an undershirt. Or as I refer to it, "what I wear in the summer almost every single second I'm at home"...

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                                the ‘I’m too lazy to take the rest of my work close off’ look

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                                • R [email protected]

                                  That soda isn't nearly big enough.

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                                  Where Is The Lie?

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                                  • R [email protected]

                                    That soda isn't nearly big enough.

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                                    But it has 360 degree wivel!

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                                      That soda isn't nearly big enough.

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                                      360° WIVEL

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                                      • R [email protected]

                                        That soda isn't nearly big enough.

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                                        Double bearings! Sold!

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                                          That soda isn't nearly big enough.

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                                          So because the guy has a burger and is fat, you think they represent an American?

                                          I think this is more you trying to offend yourself.

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