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Everybody gets one [choose wisely]

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  • umbrella@lemmy.mlU [email protected]

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    Ha! You got it:

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      Enough money to live peacefully at all times

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        Ah great, I would like everything i ever would need to buy ever, always be on super sale. Thanks.

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        No problem. Miraculously, every time you buy one of something, you get another for 2% off!

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        • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

          Ha! You got it:

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            Checking this thread to see if anyone asked for Hulk Hogan dead.

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              Greater empathy is everyone’s ultimate goal, rather than wealth, fame, sexual conquests, etc.

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                Enough money to live peacefully at all times

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                I have granted you a bank safety deposit box. Inside, there are valuables worth $50,000,000.0 (or the equivalent in your current local currency). You do not know which bank the box is in and the key is not in your current country.

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                • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

                  Got me on a technicality. Okay @[email protected] your sandwich is sentient:

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                  I guess that qualifies as sentence between 2 slices of bread? Idk, good enough for me!

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                  • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

                    It is the Golden Age of humanity. Robots serve, CRISPR cures, and war is unnecessary. Earth becomes a paradise--pure perfection. And so we turn our eyes to the stars. The human race spreads throughout the galaxy. We encounter alien species and subsequently, in our magnanimity, conquer them. We are unity. Every life-form will submit to the peace of our administration: or they will perish.

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                    The future that will probably not happen, or I certainly wouldn't know.

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                      A soft place to land for my kids. I’m tired.

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                        A socialist organization of the economy, where everyone works less and less during the week as technology advances and assists, but doesn't replace, the labor pool.

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                        • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

                          I can only grant you one wish. You'll have to choose between the boyfriend or the money.

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                            One (1) fall of capitalism please

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                              I would love a fully functional self powered Star Trek industrial replicator (pre-programmed)... oh, and while you're at it, if you could tweak my brain to do the dopamine thing in a healthy way, I'd appreciate it, but fully understand if that's too much of an ask.

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                              You are now the proud owner of a fully-functional/powered industrial replicator (as seen in Star Trek). The replicator requires a massive energy input which is supplied by its own matter-antimatter reactors. There are numerous built-in safety and ethical protocols, including an inability to replicate functional weapons. The government has detected that you have this technology, and would like to ask you a few questions:

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                                You open your eyes. Memories of past and future rush through your head at the same time: it's too much for one person to handle!

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                                It's still all my memories, I can handle it. Send me in coach

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                                  A soft place to land for my kids. I’m tired.

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                                  Hope this helps:

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                                    I can only grant you one wish. You'll have to choose between the boyfriend or the money.

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                                    boyfriend it is then, money is just nifty it won't fill the void

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                                      boyfriend it is then, money is just nifty it won't fill the void

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                                      You go to an intimate gathering, just friends. A guy you've never seen before introduces himself. He has everything you're looking for; just a well-adjusted and wholesome human being. You're also everything he's looking for and so you spend your lives together. Everything is so great that you can't imagine living without him. He dies a decade before you do, leaving you to pick up the pieces.

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                                        One (1) fall of capitalism please

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                                        You got it. Post apocalyptic scenario ends all forms of investment and monetary exchange. We go back to the barter system:

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                                          A socialist organization of the economy, where everyone works less and less during the week as technology advances and assists, but doesn't replace, the labor pool.

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                                          You manage to enact a socialist economy in one country for a few years. But the rest of the globe is still largely capitalist. Your president is assassinated, ushering in a pro-capitalist dictatorship:

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