Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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You will buy a euromillions ticket with the numbers "8 15 26 33 41 9 10". These are the numbers for a previous EuroMillions jackpot, which you have "won" against all odds. Im leben kann Mann nicht alles haben:
In which date was this? Asking for a friend that is a time traveler
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In which date was this? Asking for a friend that is a time traveler
From Tue. July 22 2025 . But your friend is probably already rich and is hiding it from you.
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Eh I don't need much just gimme next week’s lottery numbers thx
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I‘d like some getting my shit together and being happy for once to go please.
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I would like to have enough money that I don't have to work anymore
You receive a letter in the mail informing you that you have been exposed to high amounts of Monsanto's Roundup Weedkiller, which is highly correlated to non-Hodgkin's lymphoma (NHL). Monsanto/Bayer have been ordered to award you a settlement of $10,000,000.0 (or the equivalent in your local currency):
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Eh I don't need much just gimme next week’s lottery numbers thx
Sure, if you play "7 28 27 63 54 25" for the Powerball drawing on Saturday, July 26th, 2025, you will win $7 :
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While youre at it could you whip me up a post-scarcity fully-automated utopia real quick?
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boyfriend (human, my age, regular lifespan, attracted to me, and i'm attracted to him), and a billion dollars (in US currency, no strings attached, not any blood money)
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I‘d like some getting my shit together and being happy for once to go please.
You are finally happy--eternally happy. Your neurochemistry is now permanently rewired such that you can no longer feel sadness, fear, or embarrassment. You are always grinning and people start to avoid you:
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boyfriend (human, my age, regular lifespan, attracted to me, and i'm attracted to him), and a billion dollars (in US currency, no strings attached, not any blood money)
I can only grant you one wish. You'll have to choose between the boyfriend or the money.
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Sure. Here are some berries that will go moldy in 3 days:
Fuck yeah
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You gotta be more specific man:
That's just slices of bread. It's not a sandwich unless there's something between the slices of bread!
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boyfriend (human, my age, regular lifespan, attracted to me, and i'm attracted to him), and a billion dollars (in US currency, no strings attached, not any blood money)
Does lemmy have a dating community? If not we need one
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To go back in time to be myself 15 years ago with all the knowledge and experience I have now.
Otherwise I'd like to be the only one capable of telepathy and reading minds at my will.
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Ah great, I would like everything i ever would need to buy ever, always be on super sale. Thanks.
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While youre at it could you whip me up a post-scarcity fully-automated utopia real quick?
wrote last edited by [email protected]It is the Golden Age of humanity. Robots serve, CRISPR cures, and war is unnecessary. Earth becomes a paradise--pure perfection. And so we turn our eyes to the stars. The human race spreads throughout the galaxy. We encounter alien species and subsequently, in our magnanimity, conquer them. We are unity. Every life-form will submit to the peace of our administration: or they will perish.
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You’ve done more than enough, my child. Get yourself something nice.
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Some berries that won't go moldy in 2 days please
Toss them in a large bowl and sprinkle a bit of baking soda on them and then some apple cider vinegar (or whatever you have, white distilled is fine too), shake them around a bit to get them all foamy then rinse thoroughly. Started doing this (to the plastic container too, just put the whole thing in the bowl) and they'll keep in the original container for a couple weeks in the fridge before the moldyness happens.
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You’ve done more than enough, my child. Get yourself something nice.
𝔗𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔨 𝔶𝔬𝔲, 𝔰𝔦𝔯𝔢.
I conjure myself up some tea.... it verges on the cusp of excessive lemon.
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A GPT that doesn't destroy the climate by flooding the Internet with digital slop?
