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    tHiS iS An AD!

    Never worked in a corporation? Imagine the marketing people approving a viral ad where violence is the central point and an employee cusses at a customer. Decision makers are typically cowards because they've risen to their level of incompetence, Peter Principled.

    This is a dude making a joke. Probably waiting for his pizza, laughing to himself about some road rage he encountered on the way in, thinking, "Be funny if..."

    Sometimes y'all too cynical to think things through.

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    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comO [email protected]

      Plot twist: "Sir" was one of your staff. On-brand WTF for Dullard Tree, 100% 😅

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      Close. The other fighter was staff. A man named Phillip. The person who started the fight had nice eyes tho

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        Close. The other fighter was staff. A man named Phillip. The person who started the fight had nice eyes tho

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        ^jesus^ You took his eyes as payment? 😶‍🌫️ I knew there was a catch. There's always a catch.

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          It's that where Little Caesar ended up? Calling role in Ferris Buellers?

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            If you explain bad behavior around here readers take it to mean you're defending that behavior.

            For example; I can usually explain why conservatives think and act the way they do but I don't because I'll just get beat up.

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            Yep. Not my first experience with it here or elsewhere.

            I miss the internet that existed before smart phones because of the intellectual dilution they allowed.

            Kids today have no idea what it's like to be in an internet discussion that is majority phds and having to up your game to participate.

            The vast majority of commenters today would be dismissed as trolls; that bar has disappeared.

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              Yep. Not my first experience with it here or elsewhere.

              I miss the internet that existed before smart phones because of the intellectual dilution they allowed.

              Kids today have no idea what it's like to be in an internet discussion that is majority phds and having to up your game to participate.

              The vast majority of commenters today would be dismissed as trolls; that bar has disappeared.

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              Mate I’m in my late 30s. I’ve been online since before the Internet even existed.

              No one wants a return to usenet groups and incels circlejerking each other about how smart they are.

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                At what point did I say it did?

                Franchising makes is all the worse because the corporate brand can claim ignorance.

                The problem occurs so often that it's clear that the brand is culpable at the societal level.. If the brands actually cared, this sort of shit would end their franchise. Since the legal system won't fix it, we need to step up and say, "no more" and boycott all franchises.

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                These are franchise run stores, not corporate run stores.

                At that point where you tried to distance them from the company they are.

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                  These are franchise run stores, not corporate run stores.

                  At that point where you tried to distance them from the company they are.

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                  You seem to be taking my comment as an attack or rebuttal on what you're saying by cherry picking a specific phrase. It's weird and reactionary.

                  My comment is attempting to expand on what you're are saying by pointing out that those are examples of a problem that is systemic. I am expanding upon the layers involved.

                  It's not just Little Caesar bad, it's also their thousand franchises. It's a massive problem to keep in check a business model that attracts rent seekers.

                  At this point the assumption must be that all franchises are committing wage theft and exploiting child labor.

                  As far as I'm concerned, the only acceptable response is to end the corporate entities that engage in this behavior and criminally charge everyone in the chain. This includes the overseer corporations, if they can control the pepperonis involved in the product they can sure as hell control the treatment of the humans involved.

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                    tHiS iS An AD!

                    Never worked in a corporation? Imagine the marketing people approving a viral ad where violence is the central point and an employee cusses at a customer. Decision makers are typically cowards because they've risen to their level of incompetence, Peter Principled.

                    This is a dude making a joke. Probably waiting for his pizza, laughing to himself about some road rage he encountered on the way in, thinking, "Be funny if..."

                    Sometimes y'all too cynical to think things through.

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                    Sometimes y'all too cynical to think things through.

                    Ugh, no, thats not cynicism. If you constantly end up in biased results which are like "there's nothing to do", that's cynicism.

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                      ^jesus^ You took his eyes as payment? 😶‍🌫️ I knew there was a catch. There's always a catch.

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                      Turn around bright eyes
                      Every now and then I fall apart!

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                        The name of the guy? Albert Einstein.

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                        That's not possible. Einstein famously only worked for, and exclusively ate Quiznos.

                        You need to check your facts. Do better.

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                          Mate I’m in my late 30s. I’ve been online since before the Internet even existed.

                          No one wants a return to usenet groups and incels circlejerking each other about how smart they are.

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                          I've been online before the internet existed

                          What does this statement mean to you?

                          Sounds like you were involved with the tail end of Usenet but I wasn't referring to Usenet.

                          Incel didn't become what means today until sometime after 2000 when 4chan and Reddit arrived on the scene. That was the beginning of the end of the period I am talking about.

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                            Well it's called LITTLE Caesars, not Big Ceasers.

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                              That's not possible. Einstein famously only worked for, and exclusively ate Quiznos.

                              You need to check your facts. Do better.

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                              He loved those subs, cuz they were good to him.

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                                Little Caesars only had to pay a fine of $24k for having children working the oven.

                                https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20250115-0

                                Which adds on to the $161k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.

                                https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20220331-0

                                Which adds on to the $110k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.

                                https://www.nrn.com/restaurant-labor/little-caesars-franchisee-in-utah-drops-younger-workers-after-labor-violation

                                Which adds on to the $26k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.

                                https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2025/01/17/little-caesars-restaurant-in-oakland-county-fined-for-violating-child-labor-laws-federal-officials-say/

                                tl;dr: Little Caesars loves fucking kids over.

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                                TIL Little Caesars is probably on the Epistein list

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                                  tHiS iS An AD!

                                  Never worked in a corporation? Imagine the marketing people approving a viral ad where violence is the central point and an employee cusses at a customer. Decision makers are typically cowards because they've risen to their level of incompetence, Peter Principled.

                                  This is a dude making a joke. Probably waiting for his pizza, laughing to himself about some road rage he encountered on the way in, thinking, "Be funny if..."

                                  Sometimes y'all too cynical to think things through.

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                                  Hot n Ready?

                                  The joke was either fighting or gloryholes.

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                                    He loved those subs, cuz they were good to him.

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                                    Papa Quiznos they called him.

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                                      TIL Little Caesars is probably on the Epistein list

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                                      I doubt that. The Illitch family behave like relatively down to earth billionaires. At least as far as what they do in Detroit.

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                                        It's that where Little Caesar ended up? Calling role in Ferris Buellers?

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                                        To explain, this is a Kelly emote from Hexbear I stole. A shitty liberal cartoonist named ward sutton draws some interesting political cartoons, and have been meme'd quite a bit. See the "sickos" image in another comment below, same guy.

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                                          I’m certainly not going to eat shitty pizza bc of this violent story.

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                                          What they serve cannot be called pizza.

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