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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroturfing

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      I was a dollar tree store manager and took different route

      "Sir! Sir, you have beautiful eyes don't risk that. Let it go"

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        TIL Abraham Lincoln works at Little Caesar's.

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          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroturfing

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          honestly at this point the entertainment value makes it acceptable for me

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            honestly at this point the entertainment value makes it acceptable for me

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            I’m certainly not going to eat shitty pizza bc of this violent story.

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              honestly at this point the entertainment value makes it acceptable for me

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              Being aware still helps.

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                "Beatcha Beatcha"?

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                  I’m certainly not going to eat shitty pizza bc of this violent story.

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                  If you go to Spittle Sleazers to buy "food", you're gonna have a bad time.

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                    I was a dollar tree store manager and took different route

                    "Sir! Sir, you have beautiful eyes don't risk that. Let it go"

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                    Plot twist: "Sir" was one of your staff. On-brand WTF for Dullard Tree, 100% 😅

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                      "Beatcha Beatcha"?

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                        I’m certainly not going to eat shitty pizza bc of this violent story.

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                        That's what I think about literally every ad I see, and yet real data and studies show that advertisements really are worth the billions invested into them each year. We're not immune.

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                          I’m certainly not going to eat shitty pizza bc of this violent story.

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                          The mention of pizza makes me want pizza.. but not Little Caesars. It's Big Pizza, working together to up pizza sales in general.

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                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroturfing

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                            yeah but it's okay if it's funny enough

                            this is weak for me, but I think enough people find it funny and I also think enough people recognize the ad. I hope so anyways

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                              That's what I think about literally every ad I see, and yet real data and studies show that advertisements really are worth the billions invested into them each year. We're not immune.

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                              Sounds like something a marketing guy would say, you astroturfing for marketers?

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                                yeah but it's okay if it's funny enough

                                this is weak for me, but I think enough people find it funny and I also think enough people recognize the ad. I hope so anyways

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                                I didn't think of it as an ad, just someone's story they made while on the toilet or something

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                                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroturfing

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                                  Little Caesars only had to pay a fine of $24k for having children working the oven.

                                  https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20250115-0

                                  Which adds on to the $161k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.

                                  https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20220331-0

                                  Which adds on to the $110k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.

                                  https://www.nrn.com/restaurant-labor/little-caesars-franchisee-in-utah-drops-younger-workers-after-labor-violation

                                  Which adds on to the $26k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.

                                  https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2025/01/17/little-caesars-restaurant-in-oakland-county-fined-for-violating-child-labor-laws-federal-officials-say/

                                  tl;dr: Little Caesars loves fucking kids over.

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                                      And then everybody clapped

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                                        I didn't think of it as an ad, just someone's story they made while on the toilet or something

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                                        The oddly specific "$6 pizza" didn't give it away?

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                                          Sounds like something a marketing guy would say, you astroturfing for marketers?

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                                          And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

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