Pizza! Pizza!
-
This post did not contain any content.
I was a dollar tree store manager and took different route
"Sir! Sir, you have beautiful eyes don't risk that. Let it go"
-
This post did not contain any content.
TIL Abraham Lincoln works at Little Caesar's.
-
honestly at this point the entertainment value makes it acceptable for me
-
honestly at this point the entertainment value makes it acceptable for me
I’m certainly not going to eat shitty pizza bc of this violent story.
-
honestly at this point the entertainment value makes it acceptable for me
Being aware still helps.
-
This post did not contain any content.
"Beatcha Beatcha"?
-
I’m certainly not going to eat shitty pizza bc of this violent story.
If you go to Spittle Sleazers to buy "food", you're gonna have a bad time.
-
I was a dollar tree store manager and took different route
"Sir! Sir, you have beautiful eyes don't risk that. Let it go"
Plot twist: "Sir" was one of your staff. On-brand WTF for Dullard Tree, 100%
-
"Beatcha Beatcha"?
-
I’m certainly not going to eat shitty pizza bc of this violent story.
That's what I think about literally every ad I see, and yet real data and studies show that advertisements really are worth the billions invested into them each year. We're not immune.
-
I’m certainly not going to eat shitty pizza bc of this violent story.
The mention of pizza makes me want pizza.. but not Little Caesars. It's Big Pizza, working together to up pizza sales in general.
-
yeah but it's okay if it's funny enough
this is weak for me, but I think enough people find it funny and I also think enough people recognize the ad. I hope so anyways
-
That's what I think about literally every ad I see, and yet real data and studies show that advertisements really are worth the billions invested into them each year. We're not immune.
Sounds like something a marketing guy would say, you astroturfing for marketers?
-
yeah but it's okay if it's funny enough
this is weak for me, but I think enough people find it funny and I also think enough people recognize the ad. I hope so anyways
I didn't think of it as an ad, just someone's story they made while on the toilet or something
-
wrote last edited by [email protected]
Little Caesars only had to pay a fine of $24k for having children working the oven.
https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20250115-0
Which adds on to the $161k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20220331-0
Which adds on to the $110k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
Which adds on to the $26k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
tl;dr: Little Caesars loves fucking kids over.
-
This post did not contain any content.
And then everybody clapped
-
I didn't think of it as an ad, just someone's story they made while on the toilet or something
The oddly specific "$6 pizza" didn't give it away?
-
Sounds like something a marketing guy would say, you astroturfing for marketers?
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
-
The oddly specific "$6 pizza" didn't give it away?
I just figured they were emphasizing the bad pizza to be funny or something, like in writing class they tell you to add little details, or comedians
