Pizza! Pizza!
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I’m certainly not going to eat shitty pizza bc of this violent story.
If you go to Spittle Sleazers to buy "food", you're gonna have a bad time.
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I was a dollar tree store manager and took different route
"Sir! Sir, you have beautiful eyes don't risk that. Let it go"
Plot twist: "Sir" was one of your staff. On-brand WTF for Dullard Tree, 100%
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"Beatcha Beatcha"?
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I’m certainly not going to eat shitty pizza bc of this violent story.
That's what I think about literally every ad I see, and yet real data and studies show that advertisements really are worth the billions invested into them each year. We're not immune.
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I’m certainly not going to eat shitty pizza bc of this violent story.
The mention of pizza makes me want pizza.. but not Little Caesars. It's Big Pizza, working together to up pizza sales in general.
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yeah but it's okay if it's funny enough
this is weak for me, but I think enough people find it funny and I also think enough people recognize the ad. I hope so anyways
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That's what I think about literally every ad I see, and yet real data and studies show that advertisements really are worth the billions invested into them each year. We're not immune.
Sounds like something a marketing guy would say, you astroturfing for marketers?
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yeah but it's okay if it's funny enough
this is weak for me, but I think enough people find it funny and I also think enough people recognize the ad. I hope so anyways
I didn't think of it as an ad, just someone's story they made while on the toilet or something
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Little Caesars only had to pay a fine of $24k for having children working the oven.
https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20250115-0
Which adds on to the $161k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20220331-0
Which adds on to the $110k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
Which adds on to the $26k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
tl;dr: Little Caesars loves fucking kids over.
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And then everybody clapped
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I didn't think of it as an ad, just someone's story they made while on the toilet or something
The oddly specific "$6 pizza" didn't give it away?
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Sounds like something a marketing guy would say, you astroturfing for marketers?
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
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The oddly specific "$6 pizza" didn't give it away?
I just figured they were emphasizing the bad pizza to be funny or something, like in writing class they tell you to add little details, or comedians
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Little Caesars only had to pay a fine of $24k for having children working the oven.
https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20250115-0
Which adds on to the $161k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20220331-0
Which adds on to the $110k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
Which adds on to the $26k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
tl;dr: Little Caesars loves fucking kids over.
These are franchise run stores, not corporate run stores. This sort of behavior exists across all fast food franchises.
Every fast food place I've ever worked, the owners are trash. They dont work in their own stores except for extreme circumstances. They pay the lowest possible wages and churn through workers all so they can become millionaires. Their personalities were all so toxic that the actual workers prefer them not to be around.
Just one a thousand reasons to only dine at locally owned businesses where the owner is literally working alongside happy staff everyday.
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Little Caesars only had to pay a fine of $24k for having children working the oven.
https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20250115-0
Which adds on to the $161k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20220331-0
Which adds on to the $110k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
Which adds on to the $26k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
tl;dr: Little Caesars loves fucking kids over.
Well it's called LITTLE Caesars, not Big Ceasers.
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This is an ad.
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Why is this corporate dick sucking shit so heavily upvoted?
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These are franchise run stores, not corporate run stores. This sort of behavior exists across all fast food franchises.
Every fast food place I've ever worked, the owners are trash. They dont work in their own stores except for extreme circumstances. They pay the lowest possible wages and churn through workers all so they can become millionaires. Their personalities were all so toxic that the actual workers prefer them not to be around.
Just one a thousand reasons to only dine at locally owned businesses where the owner is literally working alongside happy staff everyday.
Franchising does not dissolve you of responsibility.
These are Little Caesars and they reflect Little Caesars.
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Why is this corporate dick sucking shit so heavily upvoted?
Because it’s “funny”.
About as funny as any other story that ends with “and everyone clapped and gave me $20”.
