Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
-
Sure, you are now the owner (of a copy) of the "Rex Nihilio" album from Massachusetts death metal/deathcore band "Obliviation".
A little rough around the edges, but solid stuff, no complaints. Really not bad for a monkey paw thing.
-
Hmm, I was going to say you go insane but I see you've covered that. Okay, nice. Any question you ask will receive a safe response (answered if possible). However, you must ask the questions out loud and every answer given will be in a booming voice that nearly everyone hears around the world. The answers do not physically or mentally harm you, but other people may have psychotic breaks depending on the questions you ask:
(To be clear, the wish doesn't give you the second ability to talk to animals or transmit thoughts. You'll have to ask about whether those things are possible.)
Fair. I would argue that "many people going insane" would be covered under the sacrifice clause, but hey, this seems like the best of all possible outcomes from mucking about with reality.
-
For the lazy, here is the summarization of my local AI:
You'd like to have a powerful ability: being able to ask the universe any question in modern English at any time, without limitations or rituals, and receive an answer that's:
- Understandable by your current self (no significant changes to physical or mental stability)
- Delivered within 3600 seconds (an hour) of asking
- Reformatted if necessary to protect your stability
- Includes explanations for unknowable questions
- Avoids circular logic
- Doesn't require an unreasonable sacrifice (if a sacrifice is needed, you'll be informed)
- Allows transfer of answers to another individual, as long as they can understand the answer and meet the previous conditions.
In essence, you want to have direct access to all knowledge in the universe, without any negative consequences or sacrifices that might harm your well-being or stability.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Yes, unlimited access to universal truth, with error reporting, but I've read enough monkey's paws to know how this goes.
-
This post did not contain any content.
2 kittens
-
Half-Life 3 Confirmed:
Wow, the other guy told me that was too large a nudge! Thanks, balderdash!
-
This post did not contain any content.
Can you clear both my nasal passages so I can breath through them simultaneously?
-
For the lazy, here is the summarization of my local AI:
You'd like to have a powerful ability: being able to ask the universe any question in modern English at any time, without limitations or rituals, and receive an answer that's:
- Understandable by your current self (no significant changes to physical or mental stability)
- Delivered within 3600 seconds (an hour) of asking
- Reformatted if necessary to protect your stability
- Includes explanations for unknowable questions
- Avoids circular logic
- Doesn't require an unreasonable sacrifice (if a sacrifice is needed, you'll be informed)
- Allows transfer of answers to another individual, as long as they can understand the answer and meet the previous conditions.
In essence, you want to have direct access to all knowledge in the universe, without any negative consequences or sacrifices that might harm your well-being or stability.
don't.
if you didn't think it worth the time to write it, why should i take the time to read it? surely it will be worthless.
i'm not here for the bots.
-
This post did not contain any content.
For myself, can't think of much, just a good coffee. I never mastered the art of arabica-dabra. See you at the next wizard summit.
-
This post did not contain any content.wrote last edited by [email protected]
everyone can now shape-shift at will. this has always been the case.
-
This post did not contain any content.
disappear the orange orc.
-
Sure, you are now the owner (of a copy) of the "Rex Nihilio" album from Massachusetts death metal/deathcore band "Obliviation".
best boyscout troop ever
-
Okay, but everyone knows it was you. Near-light speed here we go:
I'm fine with them knowing, at 0.9c subjective time they would only know for the rest of their lives, which is just 4 minutes
Assuming you did not accelerate the Earth to 0.9c but changing the inertial speed and trajectory of Earth. -
Literally would not have the time for that on an average day. Will see if I can get Vuzix glasses 2 so I can covertly read it at work.
Get the audiobooks. Listen to it in the car. But yeah, one of the plot points is basically exactly this, where people can effectively have a "save point" in life. I won't spoil it, but it's great.
-
They're a bit stale
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome on stage, The Stale Anuses.
-
wrote last edited by [email protected]
This is actually the first thing I thought of; I was really confused there for a sec. Then I remembered AI exists...
-
This post did not contain any content.
100 tacos for $100 deal at the local shack
-
This post did not contain any content.
I want my teeth back and healthy
-
Cancel all requests in this post that would cause harm to anyone.
wrote last edited by [email protected]There's always an altruist. Okay, all harmful wishes before this request are hereby revoked! It's like it never happened, except you don't get to wish again:
-
@[email protected] -- Zuckerburg never got diarrhea. But his face still looks like that.
-
@[email protected] - Capitalism never fell and society never collapsed.
-
@[email protected] - Never got stuck in a time loop.
-
@[email protected] - Utopia never lead to human galactic dominance.
-
@[email protected] - The new socialist president was never assassinated.
-
@[email protected] - The dragon "Wyvern of Mordiford" never existed and didn't eat humans.
-
@[email protected] - Never became a millionaire and never got non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma.
-
@[email protected] - Never got jetpacks. No children were harmed.
-
@[email protected] - The advance A.I. "V.I.K.I." was never developed. Digital slop abounds.
-
@[email protected] - The Earth never collided with the Sun at nearly the speed of light.
-
@[email protected] - Never lost ten years of memory. But does remember the bad dinner.
-
@[email protected] - Increased empathy never led to fascism.
-
@[email protected] - A man named Donald John Trump was born.
-
@[email protected] -- You are no longer uncontrollably perennially happy.
-
@[email protected] -- Popcorn shrimp did not rain from the sky and collapse the ecosystem.
-
@[email protected] -- Dual memories of past and future never harmed you. The memories are gone.
-
-
This post did not contain any content.
Gimme that lich thaumaturgist package, with a polar mountain tower built on a leyline convergence 50 levels up and 50 down. I've got a lot of astral projecting I want to do
-
Can you transmute my body to be a self sustaining nonsenescent machine? thanks
in the meantime, consider cryonics
