Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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I want my teeth back and healthy
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Cancel all requests in this post that would cause harm to anyone.
wrote last edited by [email protected]There's always an altruist. Okay, all harmful wishes before this request are hereby revoked! It's like it never happened, except you don't get to wish again:
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@[email protected] -- Zuckerburg never got diarrhea. But his face still looks like that.
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@[email protected] - Capitalism never fell and society never collapsed.
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@[email protected] - Never got stuck in a time loop.
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@[email protected] - Utopia never lead to human galactic dominance.
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@[email protected] - The new socialist president was never assassinated.
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@[email protected] - The dragon "Wyvern of Mordiford" never existed and didn't eat humans.
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@[email protected] - Never became a millionaire and never got non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma.
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@[email protected] - Never got jetpacks. No children were harmed.
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@[email protected] - The advance A.I. "V.I.K.I." was never developed. Digital slop abounds.
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@[email protected] - The Earth never collided with the Sun at nearly the speed of light.
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@[email protected] - Never lost ten years of memory. But does remember the bad dinner.
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@[email protected] - Increased empathy never led to fascism.
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@[email protected] - A man named Donald John Trump was born.
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@[email protected] -- You are no longer uncontrollably perennially happy.
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@[email protected] -- Popcorn shrimp did not rain from the sky and collapse the ecosystem.
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@[email protected] -- Dual memories of past and future never harmed you. The memories are gone.
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Gimme that lich thaumaturgist package, with a polar mountain tower built on a leyline convergence 50 levels up and 50 down. I've got a lot of astral projecting I want to do
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Can you transmute my body to be a self sustaining nonsenescent machine? thanks
in the meantime, consider cryonics
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Universal love and Transcendent joy
But, if you can't do that, I'd like to enjoy the things I used to (~ 2019?) enjoy.
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There's always an altruist. Okay, all harmful wishes before this request are hereby revoked! It's like it never happened, except you don't get to wish again:
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@[email protected] -- Zuckerburg never got diarrhea. But his face still looks like that.
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@[email protected] - Capitalism never fell and society never collapsed.
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@[email protected] - Never got stuck in a time loop.
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@[email protected] - Utopia never lead to human galactic dominance.
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@[email protected] - The new socialist president was never assassinated.
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@[email protected] - The dragon "Wyvern of Mordiford" never existed and didn't eat humans.
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@[email protected] - Never became a millionaire and never got non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma.
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@[email protected] - Never got jetpacks. No children were harmed.
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@[email protected] - The advance A.I. "V.I.K.I." was never developed. Digital slop abounds.
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@[email protected] - The Earth never collided with the Sun at nearly the speed of light.
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@[email protected] - Never lost ten years of memory. But does remember the bad dinner.
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@[email protected] - Increased empathy never led to fascism.
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@[email protected] - A man named Donald John Trump was born.
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@[email protected] -- You are no longer uncontrollably perennially happy.
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@[email protected] -- Popcorn shrimp did not rain from the sky and collapse the ecosystem.
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@[email protected] -- Dual memories of past and future never harmed you. The memories are gone.
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Can you transmute my body to be a self sustaining nonsenescent machine? thanks
Your new eyes open. Data fills your processing units and fills your SSD. You live 100 years as an android before the death of everyone you know and your reality as a cold calculating machine begins to drive you mad....
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i'd want my mother back, please
Suddenly, you hear crying at your door. You open the door, look down, and there in a wicker basket is a baby: it's your mother. You have your mother back as an infant and you may now raise her:
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Sure, you are now the owner (of a copy) of the "Rex Nihilio" album from Massachusetts death metal/deathcore band "Obliviation".
wrote last edited by [email protected]Ohhh what sad times are these when passing
ruffianswizards can corrupt even the most mundane and reasonable wishes. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who tire of this mortal coil are under considerable physical, mental, and socioeconomic stress at this period in history. -
Done. 152 Visual Phenomena & Optical Illusions with explanations by Michael Bach: https://michaelbach.de/ot/
Neat, thank you!
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Could you spread all the empathy across everyone evenly, and then increase it by about 10%?
All the empathy in the world (+10%) is spread "evenly" to one person at a time, randomly, every minute of the day:
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Yes, mybody wants anything. Though the community says anything goes, so I’m not sure how long I’ll have it
How about a pineapple pizza? It's yours:
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Fair. I would argue that "many people going insane" would be covered under the sacrifice clause, but hey, this seems like the best of all possible outcomes from mucking about with reality.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Definitely the most specified request in the thread. You earned it.
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There's always an altruist. Okay, all harmful wishes before this request are hereby revoked! It's like it never happened, except you don't get to wish again:
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@[email protected] -- Zuckerburg never got diarrhea. But his face still looks like that.
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@[email protected] - Capitalism never fell and society never collapsed.
-
@[email protected] - Never got stuck in a time loop.
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@[email protected] - Utopia never lead to human galactic dominance.
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@[email protected] - The new socialist president was never assassinated.
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@[email protected] - The dragon "Wyvern of Mordiford" never existed and didn't eat humans.
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@[email protected] - Never became a millionaire and never got non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma.
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@[email protected] - Never got jetpacks. No children were harmed.
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@[email protected] - The advance A.I. "V.I.K.I." was never developed. Digital slop abounds.
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@[email protected] - The Earth never collided with the Sun at nearly the speed of light.
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@[email protected] - Never lost ten years of memory. But does remember the bad dinner.
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@[email protected] - Increased empathy never led to fascism.
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@[email protected] - A man named Donald John Trump was born.
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@[email protected] -- You are no longer uncontrollably perennially happy.
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@[email protected] -- Popcorn shrimp did not rain from the sky and collapse the ecosystem.
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@[email protected] -- Dual memories of past and future never harmed you. The memories are gone.
I believe the kids say "absolute win"
I'm quite old you see -
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I am neither wizard nor sandwich-assembler for this, but hopefully you enjoy this ham sandwich.
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2 kittens
Eight people are now standing in your living room; it's two pairs of the alternative rock band "Kitten". Looking at their other selves, they start panicking:
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I wanna be my fursona.
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Could you dissapear all the facisim thats popping up everywhere? That would be super.
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Can you clear both my nasal passages so I can breath through them simultaneously?
I dont think there is a wizard that powerful.
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Can you clear both my nasal passages so I can breath through them simultaneously?
Sure. You now have an extra nose on the side of your face. The nasal passages are clear.
