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I guess there's a collector out there for just about everything.

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  • O [email protected]

    I think that's a double entendre.

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    A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre.

    So he gave it to her.

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      Just trying to fill the vacuum in their life

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        man im jealous

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          This must be a thing. This is not the first time I’ve seen someone with a vacuum collection. There might even be a word for this.

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            I may or may not own 4 myself.

            Every couple of years, my mom gets mad at her vacuum cleaner and buys a new one. I get the "if you can fix it, it's all yours!" hand-me-downs and....all of them have worked just fine.

            The only one I purchased myself was the shop vac

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            Used to snatch them off the side of the road in the 90s. Watch a movie while cleaning them up, new bag and a belt, $20 profit.

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              Used to snatch them off the side of the road in the 90s. Watch a movie while cleaning them up, new bag and a belt, $20 profit.

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              Smart!

              So far only one has needed "repair"....in the way of ripping the dog hair out of the roller with a blade.

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                Just trying to fill the vacuum in their life

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                  This guy's hobby sucks.

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                  • D [email protected]

                    We're you not at the vacuum collector meet up featured in How to with John Wilson (s03e04)?

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                    I'd love to see a whole series dedicated entirely to finding these people who have dedicated their entire life to some esoteric craft.

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                      He has a theme song if you didn't know.

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                      I did not know.

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                        FYI, Reddit is not a microblog.

                        I’ll leave this one up since it’s pretty unique and humorous as far as reddit posts go.

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                            FYI, Reddit is not a microblog.

                            I’ll leave this one up since it’s pretty unique and humorous as far as reddit posts go.

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                            Gotcha, sorry. I'll hold off on posting reddit screenshots here.

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                              Why american vacuuma have faces?

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                                Why american vacuuma have faces?

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                                Thats a US' British companies brand identity, might say something about US-ans that they make a profit this way but might also not say anything about people from the usa.

                                Edit: Numatic the name of said company and it is from England. Interesting fact as a bonus:

                                The company was founded on 9 September 1963, and as of 2024 is owned solely by Chairman and Founder Chris Duncan, who created the compact shape for the cleaner.
                                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numatic_International

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                                  There is not only someone who collect things that suck, but also someone who collect things that blow.

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                                    He should put low batteries in each one, see if he can sync the beeps.

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                                      Used to snatch them off the side of the road in the 90s. Watch a movie while cleaning them up, new bag and a belt, $20 profit.

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                                      The number of vacuums I see thrown away at my condo complex that literally are just clogged...

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                                        He should put low batteries in each one, see if he can sync the beeps.

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                                        You're thinking of smoke alarms

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                                          Why american vacuuma have faces?

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                                          Is the Henry not British?

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