Pizza! Pizza!
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tHiS iS An AD!
Never worked in a corporation? Imagine the marketing people approving a viral ad where violence is the central point and an employee cusses at a customer. Decision makers are typically cowards because they've risen to their level of incompetence, Peter Principled.
This is a dude making a joke. Probably waiting for his pizza, laughing to himself about some road rage he encountered on the way in, thinking, "Be funny if..."
Sometimes y'all too cynical to think things through.
Hot n Ready?
The joke was either fighting or gloryholes.
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He loved those subs, cuz they were good to him.
Papa Quiznos they called him.
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TIL Little Caesars is probably on the Epistein list
I doubt that. The Illitch family behave like relatively down to earth billionaires. At least as far as what they do in Detroit.
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It's that where Little Caesar ended up? Calling role in Ferris Buellers?
To explain, this is a Kelly emote from Hexbear I stole. A shitty liberal cartoonist named ward sutton draws some interesting political cartoons, and have been meme'd quite a bit. See the "sickos" image in another comment below, same guy.
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Iām certainly not going to eat shitty pizza bc of this violent story.
What they serve cannot be called pizza.
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"How was the pizza?"
"Eh. Mid."
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TIL people think they're going to Little Caesar's to get "pizza"
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Pizza! Huzza!
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Little Caesars only had to pay a fine of $24k for having children working the oven.
https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20250115-0
Which adds on to the $161k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/whd/whd20220331-0
Which adds on to the $110k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
Which adds on to the $26k they paid a few years earlier for child exploitation.
tl;dr: Little Caesars loves fucking kids over.
Oh shit! I was barely 15 when I worked there. I ran the oven, and sold pot to the manager lol.
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Speaking as someone who delivered a lot of pizza in a previous life, I can confirm that after being exposed to enough bullshit from customers plus the constant threat of getting jumped and robbed (even from idiots who claimed they were "just joking around"), us delivery drivers absolutely were ready to throw down at any instant, for just about any reason. The counter staff probably less so.
Two dipshits arguing with each other in my lobby (i.e. not arguing with us) wouldn't be one of them, though. That's how you can tell this is fake. I'd have just tossed both of them out on their asses and ate whoever's pizza it was that just got canceled. Deliverator don't give a fuck what your problem is.
I could write a book on the ways people found out after fucking around in the various restaurants I worked at. The statute of limitations has probably come up by now...
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To explain, this is a Kelly emote from Hexbear I stole. A shitty liberal cartoonist named ward sutton draws some interesting political cartoons, and have been meme'd quite a bit. See the "sickos" image in another comment below, same guy.
Oh yeah! I thought I recognized that art style! Nice pull. š¤
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Turn around bright eyes
Every now and then I fall apart!The Corinthian has entered the chat
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This sounds like one of those "Arby's Boys" skits. Just replacing Arby's with Little Sleazers.
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TIL people think they're going to Little Caesar's to get "pizza"
It's more pizza-like than what you typically can get for $6 at other places.
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