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    Welcome to holding the bag. Never listen to family.

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    this is the whole reason why I don't give financial advice to people, and when they press me for it I tell them

    your money is your money, I'm telling you this because you need to be responsible for your own finances. all investments are bad and you will lose money. it's up to you to identify if this information is helpful or not to you. what works for me may not work for you. there is never a "sure thing* and don't risk more than you can afford to lose.

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      Lmao, no surprise to see you defend actual slot machines.

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      I'm fairly certain that was meant as sarcasm.

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      • D [email protected]

        I think she bought the wrong stuff never heard of etherim

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        It's actually the more practical of the crypto currencies from my perspective. It's setup to enable things like smart contracts and exchanges and was a big driver of web 3.0.

        Not that I'm a big proponent of web 3.0, it at least tried to be a currency unlike every other crypto currency.

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        • jackbydev@programming.devJ [email protected]

          I'm fairly certain that was meant as sarcasm.

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          Poe's Law. If people like them didn't really exist then casinos wouldn't be profitable.

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            "This is why we don't love you." Bitch, you better not need end of life care from me; you will find out about my lack of love for you.

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            • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

              Buying at the all time peak is ALWAY a stupid buy

              If you bought NVIDIA at $43/share on September 1, 2023 you were an absolute dipshit.

              If you bought Palantir at $35/share on January 29, 2021 you were a total moron.

              Meanwhile, Bear Stearns at $60 in March of 2008? A fucking steal. Buy! Buy! Buy!

              Like playing the slot machines hoping for a jackpot.

              I always read the prospectus on a slot machine before I put money in. Strangely enough the p/e on these things is amazing, but I never make any money on my trades.

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              I'm curious as to how much casino's rig their shit.

              MIL is a gambler, a bad one too. I don't think numbers will help her, but my wife could use them to try to dissuade her mother. At least, deter. Damage control.

              Do you have any documentation?

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                I'm curious as to how much casino's rig their shit.

                MIL is a gambler, a bad one too. I don't think numbers will help her, but my wife could use them to try to dissuade her mother. At least, deter. Damage control.

                Do you have any documentation?

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                You should get her a cheap steam deck with Balrato. Might help.

                Also: Nevada gaming regs for slot machines

                And: Darknet Diaries Jackpot episode

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                • F [email protected]

                  Poe's Law. If people like them didn't really exist then casinos wouldn't be profitable.

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                  Please show me the prospectus that slot machines have. Using a term associated with legitimate investing is why it's humorous.

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                  • jackbydev@programming.devJ [email protected]

                    Please show me the prospectus that slot machines have. Using a term associated with legitimate investing is why it's humorous.

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                    If they were sarcastic they should amend with the /s

                    You dont get to be treated respectfully when spewing stupid bullshit because the whole world is filled with stupid bullshit and you're adding fuel to the fire.

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                      Mom buy AMC ,you have no idea what's about to happen 🦍🚀

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                        Ok I’ll buy it back from you

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                        • F [email protected]

                          If they were sarcastic they should amend with the /s

                          You dont get to be treated respectfully when spewing stupid bullshit because the whole world is filled with stupid bullshit and you're adding fuel to the fire.

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                          I don't think someone saying they check the prospectus of a slot machine is spreading stupid bullshit, they're making a joke. It's okay if you didn't get it. There's no reason to be defensive or get upset.

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                          • huppakee@feddit.nlH [email protected]

                            1,000 rials a day

                            Somehow i assumed you were talking about dollars or euros. I have heard of this strategy (dollar cost averaging) by buying the same amount on a frequent basis. But i myself would be inclined to spread the risks too though. Best of luck accumulating that $695 though!

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                            Oh no I was talking about U.S. dollars, then I had to fix it to fit my budget of rice and beans haha

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                            • internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                              You should get her a cheap steam deck with Balrato. Might help.

                              Also: Nevada gaming regs for slot machines

                              And: Darknet Diaries Jackpot episode

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                              Not interested in Balrato.

                              A steam deck is also out of reach for now.

                              Thanks for the regs, and I hadn't check that podcast out in a while. Good reason to get back it!

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                              • F [email protected]

                                No, it wouldn't. 2k would have been. Buying at the all time peak is ALWAY a stupid buy, idc if it does take off after.

                                Like playing the slot machines hoping for a jackpot.

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                                'Tell me you know nothing about the stock market without explicitly saying so'

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                                  'Tell me you know nothing about the stock market without explicitly saying so'

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                                  Keep waiting for that AMC gamma, dolt.

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