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    I think she bought the wrong stuff never heard of etherim

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    It's actually the more practical of the crypto currencies from my perspective. It's setup to enable things like smart contracts and exchanges and was a big driver of web 3.0.

    Not that I'm a big proponent of web 3.0, it at least tried to be a currency unlike every other crypto currency.

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    • jackbydev@programming.devJ [email protected]

      I'm fairly certain that was meant as sarcasm.

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      Poe's Law. If people like them didn't really exist then casinos wouldn't be profitable.

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        "This is why we don't love you." Bitch, you better not need end of life care from me; you will find out about my lack of love for you.

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        • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

          Buying at the all time peak is ALWAY a stupid buy

          If you bought NVIDIA at $43/share on September 1, 2023 you were an absolute dipshit.

          If you bought Palantir at $35/share on January 29, 2021 you were a total moron.

          Meanwhile, Bear Stearns at $60 in March of 2008? A fucking steal. Buy! Buy! Buy!

          Like playing the slot machines hoping for a jackpot.

          I always read the prospectus on a slot machine before I put money in. Strangely enough the p/e on these things is amazing, but I never make any money on my trades.

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          I'm curious as to how much casino's rig their shit.

          MIL is a gambler, a bad one too. I don't think numbers will help her, but my wife could use them to try to dissuade her mother. At least, deter. Damage control.

          Do you have any documentation?

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            I'm curious as to how much casino's rig their shit.

            MIL is a gambler, a bad one too. I don't think numbers will help her, but my wife could use them to try to dissuade her mother. At least, deter. Damage control.

            Do you have any documentation?

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            You should get her a cheap steam deck with Balrato. Might help.

            Also: Nevada gaming regs for slot machines

            And: Darknet Diaries Jackpot episode

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              Poe's Law. If people like them didn't really exist then casinos wouldn't be profitable.

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              Please show me the prospectus that slot machines have. Using a term associated with legitimate investing is why it's humorous.

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              • jackbydev@programming.devJ [email protected]

                Please show me the prospectus that slot machines have. Using a term associated with legitimate investing is why it's humorous.

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                If they were sarcastic they should amend with the /s

                You dont get to be treated respectfully when spewing stupid bullshit because the whole world is filled with stupid bullshit and you're adding fuel to the fire.

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                  Mom buy AMC ,you have no idea what's about to happen 🦍🚀

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                    Ok I’ll buy it back from you

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                    • F [email protected]

                      If they were sarcastic they should amend with the /s

                      You dont get to be treated respectfully when spewing stupid bullshit because the whole world is filled with stupid bullshit and you're adding fuel to the fire.

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                      I don't think someone saying they check the prospectus of a slot machine is spreading stupid bullshit, they're making a joke. It's okay if you didn't get it. There's no reason to be defensive or get upset.

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                      • huppakee@feddit.nlH [email protected]

                        1,000 rials a day

                        Somehow i assumed you were talking about dollars or euros. I have heard of this strategy (dollar cost averaging) by buying the same amount on a frequent basis. But i myself would be inclined to spread the risks too though. Best of luck accumulating that $695 though!

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                        Oh no I was talking about U.S. dollars, then I had to fix it to fit my budget of rice and beans haha

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                        • internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                          You should get her a cheap steam deck with Balrato. Might help.

                          Also: Nevada gaming regs for slot machines

                          And: Darknet Diaries Jackpot episode

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                          Not interested in Balrato.

                          A steam deck is also out of reach for now.

                          Thanks for the regs, and I hadn't check that podcast out in a while. Good reason to get back it!

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                            No, it wouldn't. 2k would have been. Buying at the all time peak is ALWAY a stupid buy, idc if it does take off after.

                            Like playing the slot machines hoping for a jackpot.

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                            'Tell me you know nothing about the stock market without explicitly saying so'

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                              'Tell me you know nothing about the stock market without explicitly saying so'

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                              Keep waiting for that AMC gamma, dolt.

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