When I Realize I'm A Grownup
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We still live in a society governed by laws and morals.
Straight to jail.
You're right, and it's a jail of diabetes.
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The other side to that is realizing how sick you feel after eating three giant KitKats
Shortly after moving out on my own I realized I could just buy broccoli and steam it and eat it whenever I want. Keep in mind I LOOOOOVED steamed broccoli; especially with lemon juice and butter.
I have binged on candy and felt awful afterwards but never in my life have I felt as miserable as I did the night after I ate a whole head of broccoli. The trapped gas in my abdomen literally made me wish I was dead.
…and my dumb ass had to do this twice before before I made the connection…
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The other side to that is realizing how sick you feel after eating three giant KitKats
wrote last edited by [email protected]Well being an adult is taking a giant bite through a bunch of giant kitkats, then putting the rest away for another day.
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The other side to that is realizing how sick you feel after eating three giant KitKats
wrote last edited by [email protected]Just wait until you realise there are FOUR Kit Kats in the image!
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If your body reacts this way from eating too many sweets once, then your problem started weeks before.
The human body needs way less nutrients than people generally assume.
Yes, either because of lifestyle choices in general, or a genetic predisposition towards such things, I would assume.
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But being an adult is realizing those choices are accommodated by consequences. Like all your friends giving you shit for being ‘lol random’.
At least you can decide for yourself if you want to accept those consequences.
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Kitititit-Katatatat
Working too hard can give you a heart attackackackackackack…
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Doesn’t matter. The fourth will put it right.
Goddammit I originally put four and then edited to three LMAO
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Just wait until you realise there are FOUR Kit Kats in the image!
I think there's actually five, haha
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Working too hard can give you a heart attackackackackackack…
♫♪ You oughtta know by now...♩♬
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It’s funny till you been a grown up too long and you get either disgusted or scared of this lol.
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Fuck Nestle, Kit Kats are made by Nestle.
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Fuck Nestle, Kit Kats are made by Nestle.
I've resigned myself to having to only Fuck Nestle on most of their products. Perfect is the enemy of good.
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I was in college and loved Arby's beef and Cheddars. Ordered 5 at the drive through, ate them all within 20 minutes. Oof. I still remember how heavy they were.
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I was 26 before I realised that I could have as much bacon as I wanted whenever I wanted.
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...one morning when i was in college, my roommate and i realised we were grown-ups, so we went to the grocery store, bought two tubs of frosting, came back to our apartment, sat down with spoons-in-hand, and watched an afternoon of arthur c. clarke's myterious world on the sci-fi channel...
(ugh; never again)
...i learned the same lesson chewing a jumbo-pack of fruit stripe all-at-once four years later...
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I was in college and loved Arby's beef and Cheddars. Ordered 5 at the drive through, ate them all within 20 minutes. Oof. I still remember how heavy they were.
...i spent a summer internship working at an office where arby's curly fries were the only vegetarian food within walking distance; haven't been able to stomach them since...
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Shortly after moving out on my own I realized I could just buy broccoli and steam it and eat it whenever I want. Keep in mind I LOOOOOVED steamed broccoli; especially with lemon juice and butter.
I have binged on candy and felt awful afterwards but never in my life have I felt as miserable as I did the night after I ate a whole head of broccoli. The trapped gas in my abdomen literally made me wish I was dead.
…and my dumb ass had to do this twice before before I made the connection…
...that's mostly due to it being undercooked (or cooked-just-right in my opinion), which i learned the hard way after binging on a giant bag and fearing i needed to rush to the hospital until an absurdly-long-winded bout of flatulence relieved the pressure...
...if you overcook your broccoli it doesn't have the same effect...
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Choosing to by a psycho is definitely a choice.
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I was 26 before I realised that I could have as much bacon as I wanted whenever I wanted.
Tell that to your arteries at 35.
