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  • nusm@piefed.zipN [email protected]

    Working too hard can give you a heart attackackackackackack…

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    ♫♪ You oughtta know by now...♩♬

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      It’s funny till you been a grown up too long and you get either disgusted or scared of this lol.

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        Fuck Nestle, Kit Kats are made by Nestle.

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          Fuck Nestle, Kit Kats are made by Nestle.

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          I've resigned myself to having to only Fuck Nestle on most of their products. Perfect is the enemy of good.

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            I was in college and loved Arby's beef and Cheddars. Ordered 5 at the drive through, ate them all within 20 minutes. Oof. I still remember how heavy they were.

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              I was 26 before I realised that I could have as much bacon as I wanted whenever I wanted.

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                ...one morning when i was in college, my roommate and i realised we were grown-ups, so we went to the grocery store, bought two tubs of frosting, came back to our apartment, sat down with spoons-in-hand, and watched an afternoon of arthur c. clarke's myterious world on the sci-fi channel...

                (ugh; never again)

                ...i learned the same lesson chewing a jumbo-pack of fruit stripe all-at-once four years later...

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                • J [email protected]

                  I was in college and loved Arby's beef and Cheddars. Ordered 5 at the drive through, ate them all within 20 minutes. Oof. I still remember how heavy they were.

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                  ...i spent a summer internship working at an office where arby's curly fries were the only vegetarian food within walking distance; haven't been able to stomach them since...

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                    Shortly after moving out on my own I realized I could just buy broccoli and steam it and eat it whenever I want. Keep in mind I LOOOOOVED steamed broccoli; especially with lemon juice and butter.

                    I have binged on candy and felt awful afterwards but never in my life have I felt as miserable as I did the night after I ate a whole head of broccoli. The trapped gas in my abdomen literally made me wish I was dead.

                    …and my dumb ass had to do this twice before before I made the connection…

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                    ...that's mostly due to it being undercooked (or cooked-just-right in my opinion), which i learned the hard way after binging on a giant bag and fearing i needed to rush to the hospital until an absurdly-long-winded bout of flatulence relieved the pressure...

                    ...if you overcook your broccoli it doesn't have the same effect...

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                      Choosing to by a psycho is definitely a choice.

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                        I was 26 before I realised that I could have as much bacon as I wanted whenever I wanted.

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                        Tell that to your arteries at 35.

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                          Doesn’t matter. The fourth will put it right.

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                          And the fifth brings you back to upset tummy.

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                          • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                            If your body reacts this way from eating too many sweets once, then your problem started weeks before.

                            The human body needs way less nutrients than people generally assume.

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                            If I ate something like this, I'd feel awful in a matter of minutes, probably about 30. Oh, it would taste awesome until then.

                            I'm not diabetic, but hypoglycemia sucks balls. I can't even eat a fucking banana unless I've just had a meal. 😕

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                              The best part about eating kit kats wrong is the look of disgust on everyone's faces as you do.

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                              • nusm@piefed.zipN [email protected]

                                Working too hard can give you a heart attackackackackackack…

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                                He's trading in his Chevy for a Kitititit-Katatatat

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                                • jackbydev@programming.devJ [email protected]

                                  The best part about eating kit kats wrong is the look of disgust on everyone's faces as you do.

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                                  There's no right way to eat a kit kat. Fuck nestle.

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                                  • ook@discuss.tchncs.deO [email protected]

                                    Tell that to your arteries at 35.

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                                    They say bring on the crestor lined bacon

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                                      Shortly after moving out on my own I realized I could just buy broccoli and steam it and eat it whenever I want. Keep in mind I LOOOOOVED steamed broccoli; especially with lemon juice and butter.

                                      I have binged on candy and felt awful afterwards but never in my life have I felt as miserable as I did the night after I ate a whole head of broccoli. The trapped gas in my abdomen literally made me wish I was dead.

                                      …and my dumb ass had to do this twice before before I made the connection…

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                                      Dude, you know what's worse than trapped gas from broccoli? Trapped broccoli. Be careful.

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                                        I think there's actually five, haha

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                                          I was in college and loved Arby's beef and Cheddars. Ordered 5 at the drive through, ate them all within 20 minutes. Oof. I still remember how heavy they were.

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                                          What weighs more, 5 Arby's beef and cheddar or 5 pounds of Tungsten? The 5 Arby's beef and cheddar, because you also gotta carry the weight of what you did to those Arby's workers

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