They don't know

[flagg76@lemmy.world]

I barely eat frites to be honest. And I ride an E-mtb, so that's not helping much.

So yes its genetics i guess. But... When I put mayonaise on my cheese sandwich i don't use butter, so that counts for something too.

And we cook with only fresh ingredients, I made a quiche with spinach and salmon tonight. Now I think about it, I never even had a prefab microwave dinner in my life and I'm 49.

[chuymatt@startrek.website]

God, I miss the Netherlands.

[captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works]

What is it about torties and attitude? She's a normal cat standing like a normal cat but she looks so sassy.

[dasus@lemmy.world]

I think it's more like a heartache.

In either sense. Either just having a broken heart and wanting comfort food or a cardiovascular emergency.

[jackfinished@lemmy.world]

Probably this lady I saw at Subway a few years back. She asked for mayo and said she would let them know when to stop. The bottle was almost full with about a quarter of it left the guy making the sub jokingly stated he would need to get another bottle. Her response was "if that's what you need to do, then do it". Second bottle ended up being half empty when she called it. This was on a 6 in sub, the guy couldn't even wrap it due to all the mayo spilling out. FWIW the customer seemed satisfied.

[worldsdumbestman@lemmy.today]

The Mayo factory quality control?

[dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

the one person who downvoted you is uncultured

[ivanafterall@lemmy.world]

Yet you still managed to get crabs. Kudos?

[ivanafterall@lemmy.world]

[flagg76@lemmy.world]

You're welcome to come over, I promise border control will be civilized.

[ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world]

I think that was from when I got some undies from the lost and found