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  • B [email protected]

    My bet is it’s probably this lady (even with this video being from 2019)

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    The Mayonnaise part was hard to watch... 🤢

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      They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.

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      I feel called out by this

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      • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

        Not sure never had that before. Want to explain?

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        Several kinds of tacos consist of a tortilla with refried beans and some kind of meat. It's common for Mexican families with many children or little money to skip the meat and eat bean "tacos" which barely count as tacos. So I'm wondering if mayonnaise "sandwiches" are the equivalent for places where beans and tortillas aren't ubiquitous.

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          They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.

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          It's more than a feeling.

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            Mayonnaise Georg

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              Several kinds of tacos consist of a tortilla with refried beans and some kind of meat. It's common for Mexican families with many children or little money to skip the meat and eat bean "tacos" which barely count as tacos. So I'm wondering if mayonnaise "sandwiches" are the equivalent for places where beans and tortillas aren't ubiquitous.

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              Yeah I believe that counts.

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                It's more than a feeling.

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                When I hear that old song they used to play.

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                  It's more than a feeling.

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                  It's probably a stomach ache

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                    Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?

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                    I barely eat frites to be honest. And I ride an E-mtb, so that's not helping much.

                    So yes its genetics i guess. But... When I put mayonaise on my cheese sandwich i don't use butter, so that counts for something too.

                    And we cook with only fresh ingredients, I made a quiche with spinach and salmon tonight. Now I think about it, I never even had a prefab microwave dinner in my life and I'm 49.

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                      I barely eat frites to be honest. And I ride an E-mtb, so that's not helping much.

                      So yes its genetics i guess. But... When I put mayonaise on my cheese sandwich i don't use butter, so that counts for something too.

                      And we cook with only fresh ingredients, I made a quiche with spinach and salmon tonight. Now I think about it, I never even had a prefab microwave dinner in my life and I'm 49.

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                      God, I miss the Netherlands.

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                        This is the champion mayo-fiend

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                        What is it about torties and attitude? She's a normal cat standing like a normal cat but she looks so sassy.

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                          It's probably a stomach ache

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                          I think it's more like a heartache.

                          In either sense. Either just having a broken heart and wanting comfort food or a cardiovascular emergency.

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                            Probably this lady I saw at Subway a few years back. She asked for mayo and said she would let them know when to stop. The bottle was almost full with about a quarter of it left the guy making the sub jokingly stated he would need to get another bottle. Her response was "if that's what you need to do, then do it". Second bottle ended up being half empty when she called it. This was on a 6 in sub, the guy couldn't even wrap it due to all the mayo spilling out. FWIW the customer seemed satisfied.

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                              The Mayo factory quality control?

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                              • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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                                the one person who downvoted you is uncultured

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                                  I feel called out by this

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                                  Yet you still managed to get crabs. Kudos?

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                                    I watched this twice

                                    What is wrong with me

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                                      God, I miss the Netherlands.

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                                      You're welcome to come over, I promise border control will be civilized. 😁

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                                      • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                        Yet you still managed to get crabs. Kudos?

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                                        I think that was from when I got some undies from the lost and found

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