Piss Post
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I don’t please explain
If your intent in the bathroom is the left label, the face is the one you make when the top label happens.
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Oh... Don't worry about it. Its just me taking the piss.
Just make sure to put it back when you're done
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A-B-S. A-always, B-be, S-shitting. Always be shitting! Always be shitting!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's shit or walk. You shit or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the turtlehead comin' out; you think they came out to take a look around? Guy doesn't sit on the toilet unless he wants to shit. Sitting there waiting to deliver the goods! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? (to Moss) What's the problem pal?
PUT...THE TP...DOWN! TP is for SHITTERS.
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Just make sure to put it back when you're done
NEVER!
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Farting while pissing is cool though
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Sitting to pee instantly solves half of these
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If your intent in the bathroom is the left label, the face is the one you make when the top label happens.
But why is she so happy to be peeing while peeing?
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Sitting to pee instantly solves half of these
This chart is for sitting to pee.
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I modified Alec Baldwin's "Always Be Closing" speech from Glengarry Glenross. If you haven't seen it, it's good.
Ok, so I just made up always be shitting as definitely being a thing. Damnit. It felt so real.
Thanks for the rec though!
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But why is she so happy to be peeing while peeing?
You've never spent the entire 2nd intermission waiting in line to return 3 16oz'ers back to the wild, have you?
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I can fix her
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Farting while pissing is cool though
you can see the autistic vibrations in the pee stream
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I can fix her
wrote last edited by [email protected]There is literally nothing to fix
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Sitting to pee instantly solves half of these
are you imagining this woman pees standing up..?
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This chart is for sitting to pee.
Then I don't see the problem in shitting during peeing.
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There is literally nothing to fix
Babe, everytime I fart, I piss and shit myself.
"There's literally nothing wrong with that."
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are you imagining this woman pees standing up..?
I am now.
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I love that someone took time out of their day to carefully plan and prepare this chart.
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What was causing it?
Cheap or processed red meat.
Steaks, etc, are fine but stuff like cheap burgers or the packaged sliced meat from supermarkets are a no no.The tricky thing was I could have a cheap burger every day for a week and it would be ok. Or just one the next week and it felt like the world was falling out of my arsehole and mouth.
In the end my doctor instructed me to go on a diet to eliminate different foods and drinks. A month with no caffeine, a month with no fried food, a month with no alcohol, etc etc. It was only when I got to the month of no red meat that it all stopped.
I can still eat red meat but it needs to be good stuff. No mince, no 'beef' pizzas and so on.
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Now add rows and columns for:
- cumming
- vomiting
- bleeding
- menstruating
- dying
