Piss Post
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Great movie.
I haven't seen it, but Bill Burr, Bob Odenkirk, Kieran Culkin, and Michael McKean were just recently in a Broadway run of it. I can't imagine it being anything short of amazing.
Cool, thanks for seconding. I think I'll watch it tonight!
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Now add rows and columns for:
- cumming
- vomiting
- bleeding
- menstruating
- dying
No, add these as new dimensions and make it a matrix so we can have pissing while shitting while cumming while dying
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No, add these as new dimensions and make it a matrix so we can have pissing while shitting while cumming while dying
The hypercube of gross.
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My version of this would have the smiley face in every square.
It's good to be alive!
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The problem is your bathroom timeline just changed. That's a face of consternation because a 1 minute excursion has turned into at least 5 minutes.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Oh, I see. I read my saved articles in the bathroom so it takes me around 184 minutes regardless of what my initial purpose was anyway.
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Great movie.
I haven't seen it, but Bill Burr, Bob Odenkirk, Kieran Culkin, and Michael McKean were just recently in a Broadway run of it. I can't imagine it being anything short of amazing.
You know, it's kind of funny Jack Lemmon is in it. You think the names Jack and (Liz) Lemmon from 30 Rock are a tribute?
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Soon or later this will be you:
Now we can all laugh about it. So we can long after. But in that moment? You will learn what pure dread feels like.
God I hope someone reads your comment, laughs and accidentally shits and lives the very moment you are describing.
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Farting while pissing is awesome.
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Babe, everytime I fart, I piss and shit myself.
"There's literally nothing wrong with that."
Maybe they're a docter
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Maybe they're a docter
I don't think it's healthy for doctors to soil themselves when they fart, either, but I'll leave it to the experts.
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Farting while pissing is awesome.
why not all 3, pooping farting and pissing.
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why not all 3, pooping farting and pissing.
Just not as satisfying, especially while standing.
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No, add these as new dimensions and make it a matrix so we can have pissing while shitting while cumming while dying
Elvis-Mode?
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Farting while pissing is awesome.
Brother you've got my upvote
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And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever
sheezing
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My version of this would have the smiley face in every square.
It's good to be alive!
it's all smiles so long as you're sitting on the toilet, anything involving shitting is never smiles if you're not on the toilet
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you can see the autistic vibrations in the pee stream
the autism leaving my body as i take a piss
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Cheap or processed red meat.
Steaks, etc, are fine but stuff like cheap burgers or the packaged sliced meat from supermarkets are a no no.The tricky thing was I could have a cheap burger every day for a week and it would be ok. Or just one the next week and it felt like the world was falling out of my arsehole and mouth.
In the end my doctor instructed me to go on a diet to eliminate different foods and drinks. A month with no caffeine, a month with no fried food, a month with no alcohol, etc etc. It was only when I got to the month of no red meat that it all stopped.
I can still eat red meat but it needs to be good stuff. No mince, no 'beef' pizzas and so on.
any idea what specifically about the cheaper stuff does it? sounds incredibly strange for mince to magically make you sick
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the autism leaving my body as i take a piss
don't forget to keep your autism hydrated and drink the piss
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it's all smiles so long as you're sitting on the toilet, anything involving shitting is never smiles if you're not on the toilet
Excellent point!
