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    I wonder if this was the inspiration for the 1993 Mario movie

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      With the heat from the sun hitting the dumpster too, hmm. That might actually be how they make theirs down the road.

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        even if the original volume was 1/10, that's a lot of wasted food

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          even if the original volume was 1/10, that's a lot of wasted food

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          You should see grocery store dumpsters.

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            even if the original volume was 1/10, that's a lot of wasted food

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            I don't know why they'd be throwing away so much dough. The only things I could think of is they made it wrong, or it's very old.

            There's no way they accidentally made too much. Pizza shops usually have small dough mixers.

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              New eldritch horror: incomprehensibly wide yeast dough

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                Reminds me of the Sweet Porridge tale.

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                  Unlimited food hack

                  hope everyone likes dough

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                    It was the yeast they could do.

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                    Yeah, they really had to rise to the occasion here. Some people would have disposed of it irresponsibly, but I guess they're just bread better there, although whoever left it in the sun must have been baked.

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                      I don't know why they'd be throwing away so much dough. The only things I could think of is they made it wrong, or it's very old.

                      There's no way they accidentally made too much. Pizza shops usually have small dough mixers.

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                      If they're making actual yeast dough balls you can't make that to order. You need to prep them and put them in the fridge and if the proof time is too long then they go in the dumpster. If they were hoping for a rush and didn't get it for whatever reason that could be a lot of dough balls. And when we're talking about one of the cheapest inputs in the whole system, doing too much prep is much preferable to doing not enough. Losing a $10-$20 pizza sale because you were worried about a 20 cent waste product is poor business.

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                        Yeah, they really had to rise to the occasion here. Some people would have disposed of it irresponsibly, but I guess they're just bread better there, although whoever left it in the sun must have been baked.

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                        They must have felt like a regular Glutenkhamun after that.

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                          Weird thing to do to a cybertruck but I’m down

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                            Looks like Pizza the Hutt.

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                              Will you join the Unity? Or will you die here?

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                                Yeah, they really had to rise to the occasion here. Some people would have disposed of it irresponsibly, but I guess they're just bread better there, although whoever left it in the sun must have been baked.

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                                When the Sun

                                Hits the dump

                                Full of big yeasty clumps

                                That's a dough-ay

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                                  Unlimited food hack

                                  hope everyone likes dough

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                                  Mmm, dumpster juice flavored dough

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                                    It was the yeast they could do.

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                                    That's not enough dough.

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                                      If they're making actual yeast dough balls you can't make that to order. You need to prep them and put them in the fridge and if the proof time is too long then they go in the dumpster. If they were hoping for a rush and didn't get it for whatever reason that could be a lot of dough balls. And when we're talking about one of the cheapest inputs in the whole system, doing too much prep is much preferable to doing not enough. Losing a $10-$20 pizza sale because you were worried about a 20 cent waste product is poor business.

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                                      I agree, but man flour has gone up. It's probably around $1 for the 3 cups of flour and yeast to make a dough now. Even still, their losses are minimal compared to what they expected to make. Wish they'd just bake the over proofed bread and send it to a shelter though. May not be the best bread but just roll it into loafs real fast and it'll taste fine

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                                        At least they didn't pour it down the drain.

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                                        Wouldn't the water running just break it up and dissolve? Also the temperature outside in a metal dumpster is likely a lot better for proofing than down a drain in the ground with added water. At least I hope, because I know water/flour cakes up and is a pain to clean sometimes

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                                          Good place to collect wild yeast?

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