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    Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?

    Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman's sauna and changing room haven't.
    Might just be a weird coincidence, but it's been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I've been really bothered by it

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    There are an awful lot of men that are so insecure and terrified of being gay/are so homophobic that they think touching their own ass to wipe/wash it makes them gay.. So they don't wipe/wash their ass at all.

    And thats why they, the things they touch, and the areas they congregate, always smell like shit.

    It smells like shit, because it IS shit.

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      No. If I went to the showers and they smelled like poop I would leave that gym.

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      yep, if showers smell like shit, its cause theres shit somewhere.

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      • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

        how the fuck a chair smells like poop?! Is he siting there without pants? Did he poop his pants in thr chair?!

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        5 bucks says he doesnt wipe his ass after shitting, or wash his ass in the shower, so has a perpetual skidmark, possibly even full blown melted toblerone.

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        • P [email protected]

          Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?

          Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman's sauna and changing room haven't.
          Might just be a weird coincidence, but it's been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I've been really bothered by it

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          No they don't. At least mine doesn't. Probably because they clean their toilets and showers.

          Find a new gym. If they're not cleaning the shower, what else don't they clean?

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            No they don't. At least mine doesn't. Probably because they clean their toilets and showers.

            Find a new gym. If they're not cleaning the shower, what else don't they clean?

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            As I said, it's been a universal experience in the 5 or so different gyms I've tried so far. I'm obviously not going into the bad smelling shower because the women's showers actually are clean. So idk if that can be blamed on the gym

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              The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.

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              Even sitting naked shouldn't smell like fecal matter...

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                That thread was a total mixed bag of people trying to be genuinely helpful and ripping on the guy. It was something to behold.

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                  Even sitting naked shouldn't smell like fecal matter...

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                  With enough farting, it probably would.

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                    As I said, it's been a universal experience in the 5 or so different gyms I've tried so far. I'm obviously not going into the bad smelling shower because the women's showers actually are clean. So idk if that can be blamed on the gym

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                    I'm saying this without knowing anything about your gym. But in my experience. There are often more guys than girls who work out at a gym. Guys are more likely to go to the gym more often, with a set routine and put in some work.

                    Where am I going with this? More guys, who sweat more, use the shower and thus it becomes dirtier, quicker. Simply due to there being more guys that use them. And then it starts to smell more. Especially, when the staff doesn't clean the showers very often. And doesn't do a very thoroughly job either. Dirt and bacteria accumulates as a result and stink up the place.

                    the fact that you've experienced this at multiple gyms, I don't think is attributed as much to guys shitting in the shower, as I would say it's the multiple gyms that are consistent in not cleaning their showers.

                    The gym I go to have a sheet inside the locker room where the cleaners sign off every time they clean the toilet and showers. According to the sheet, they do so regularly, and by the cleanliness of both the showers and the toilet. I believe them.

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                      5 bucks says he doesnt wipe his ass after shitting, or wash his ass in the shower, so has a perpetual skidmark, possibly even full blown melted toblerone.

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                      I hate the phrase, "full blown melted toblerone". Thanks for sharing 🤣

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                        With enough farting, it probably would.

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                        Those Must be the smelliest ones on the face of the earth

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                          eating shitty food and farting all the time and not wiping your ass properly are probably the culprits so yea better hygiene

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                          • P [email protected]

                            Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?

                            Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman's sauna and changing room haven't.
                            Might just be a weird coincidence, but it's been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I've been really bothered by it

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                            Maybe it's just terrible plumbing, that pushes shit below where those showers are.

                            We had an issue at work where flushing in the men's would cause the shit to pop up in the ladies toilet. There was a fair few arguments among the women over who was leaving floaters.

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                              eating shitty food and farting all the time and not wiping your ass properly are probably the culprits so yea better hygiene

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                              But... How the fuck is it getting on the chair? Sitting there naked and grinding it in!?

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                              • P [email protected]

                                Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?

                                Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman's sauna and changing room haven't.
                                Might just be a weird coincidence, but it's been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I've been really bothered by it

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                                Could be just poop, but combining old man smell, body odor and mold will make some gnarly stench. Still someone needs to get out the cleaning supplies.

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                                  Holy shit This thread is hilarious I was laughing non stop for 10 mins

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                                    But... How the fuck is it getting on the chair? Sitting there naked and grinding it in!?

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                                    If it's fabric then the smell will permeate into it and stay there. Certain things like vinegar and baking soda might get rid of or lessen smells though.

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                                      I hate the phrase, "full blown melted toblerone". Thanks for sharing 🤣

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                                      I am glad to have, now, a permanant place of residence within the warehouse of your trauma. 💩

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                                        Friendly reminder, wiping your arse with dry paper is not sufficient to clean it following a dump run.

                                        A bidet (european style) is best.

                                        no itchy/smelly bumhole ever again

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                                          Friendly reminder, wiping your arse with dry paper is not sufficient to clean it following a dump run.

                                          A bidet (european style) is best.

                                          no itchy/smelly bumhole ever again

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                                          Bidet crew checking in.

                                          Mines got hot water. I don't mean that it's got a pipe for hot water, and you have to wait forever for it to warm up. I mean it's got a water heater built in. And a heated seat. And a hot air blower.. dryer? Butt hair dryer? It's nice, especially in the winter.

                                          Clean your butts, people

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