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    You gotta wash your ass!

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    Remember this from the Tony Hawk soumdtrack, what a classic!

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      Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.

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      Even once is more often than never.

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          I guess he forgot to scratch his back as well

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            Rincing vigenar might be useful so the chair doesn’t smell equally bad again

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            It was implied that alongside cleaners would be rinsing, except for the alcohol, but I guess expecting the readers to have ever cleaned in their lives was too much.

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              how the fuck a chair smells like poop?! Is he siting there without pants? Did he poop his pants in thr chair?!

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                Just use perfume

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                  The real answer is to get a bidet, have a better diet with more fibers, be more thorough when cleaning yourself.

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                  • D [email protected]

                    Or just being plain nasty.

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                    Can't always help what you smell like.

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                      Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?

                      Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman's sauna and changing room haven't.
                      Might just be a weird coincidence, but it's been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I've been really bothered by it

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                        Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?

                        Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman's sauna and changing room haven't.
                        Might just be a weird coincidence, but it's been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I've been really bothered by it

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                        No. If I went to the showers and they smelled like poop I would leave that gym.

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                          Can't always help what you smell like.

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                          Washing always helps

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                            Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?

                            Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman's sauna and changing room haven't.
                            Might just be a weird coincidence, but it's been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I've been really bothered by it

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                            No, they don't.

                            It's either a weird coincidence or in perhaps that the fitness chains areusing the same plumber and that guy is doing a shit job.

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                              Washing always helps

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                              Often, yes, but if you think it helps everyone for more than a short period of time, you've never worked in a medical field. Smell is not always controllable, feel sympathy for those less fortunate biologically.

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                                Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.

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                                You're giving this guy wayyyyy too much benefit of the doubt.

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                                  Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.

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                                  I do think it is possible even with decent hygiene for years of farts to absorb into certain fabrics

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                                  • P [email protected]

                                    Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?

                                    Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman's sauna and changing room haven't.
                                    Might just be a weird coincidence, but it's been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I've been really bothered by it

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                                    There are an awful lot of men that are so insecure and terrified of being gay/are so homophobic that they think touching their own ass to wipe/wash it makes them gay.. So they don't wipe/wash their ass at all.

                                    And thats why they, the things they touch, and the areas they congregate, always smell like shit.

                                    It smells like shit, because it IS shit.

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                                      No. If I went to the showers and they smelled like poop I would leave that gym.

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                                      yep, if showers smell like shit, its cause theres shit somewhere.

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                                      • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                        how the fuck a chair smells like poop?! Is he siting there without pants? Did he poop his pants in thr chair?!

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                                        5 bucks says he doesnt wipe his ass after shitting, or wash his ass in the shower, so has a perpetual skidmark, possibly even full blown melted toblerone.

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                                        • P [email protected]

                                          Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?

                                          Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman's sauna and changing room haven't.
                                          Might just be a weird coincidence, but it's been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I've been really bothered by it

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                                          No they don't. At least mine doesn't. Probably because they clean their toilets and showers.

                                          Find a new gym. If they're not cleaning the shower, what else don't they clean?

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