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    Why stop at just one?

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    1000001837

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      Fake: op has gf

      Gay: he's fucking his chair?

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        You know it smells bad when body-pillow comes alive to complain.

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          Aerons have a helpful gap to put a crumb tray between the top of the pneumatics and the bottom of the arse mezzanine

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          "Arse mezzanine" is a phrase I didn't know I needed in my life

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          • resplendent606@piefed.socialR [email protected]

            I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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            Exactly, also faux leather is my bane that stuff is the worst. The texture is awful

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            • resplendent606@piefed.socialR [email protected]

              I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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              The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.

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                Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                crumb tray

                Grease trap

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                  "girlfriend"
                  Ha yeah right dude

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                  He means his mom.

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                    "girlfriend"
                    Ha yeah right dude

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                    I know a flabby, sweaty, unhygienic dude with a diaper fetish who also RPs as a baby (???) on Discord who's been with his girl for about a decade. The world can surprise you, lol.

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                      Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.

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                        I'l been sitting in the same (mesh) chair for >15yrs (Aeron) and have no such problem. That the OP's response to the GF's complaint is anger says more about them than they intend.

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                          I'l been sitting in the same (mesh) chair for >15yrs (Aeron) and have no such problem. That the OP's response to the GF's complaint is anger says more about them than they intend.

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                          I think we're witnessing a murder after the fact

                          edit idk which way tho

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                            Wow really judgemental community here

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                            Clean your ass!

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                              You gotta wash your ass!

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                                Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.

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                                Standing up and eating better would also work I assume

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                                  The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.

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                                  Now that's going too far

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                                    OP should ditch their imaginary girlfriend for another one less annoying.

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                                    80% chance it's actually his mom who's complaining.

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                                      The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.

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                                      Or have a chair napkin if you're gonna insist on being naked

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                                        Exactly, also faux leather is my bane that stuff is the worst. The texture is awful

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                                        It really makes my anus sweat

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                                          Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                                          Ugh my crumb tray is full of poo

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